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I wish people would stop talking about my birthday.
George Bernard Shaw
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Martyrdom: The only way a man can become famous without ability.
George Bernard Shaw
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As a red hot Communist I am in favour of fascism. The only drawback to Sir Oswald’s movement is that it is not quite British enough.
George Bernard Shaw
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
George Bernard Shaw
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Faith in reason as a prime motor is no longer the criterion of the sound mind, any more than faith in the Bible is the criterion of righteous intention.
George Bernard Shaw
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Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
George Bernard Shaw
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I am highly susceptible to the force of all truly religious music, especially to the music of my own church, the church of Shelley, Michelangelo, and Beethoven.
George Bernard Shaw
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As people get their opinions so largely from the newspapers they read... But the Press is not free, the newspapers are owned by rich men.
George Bernard Shaw
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This souls' prison we call England.
George Bernard Shaw
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Man gives every reason for his conduct save one, every excuse for his crimes save one, every plea for his safety save one; and that one is his cowardice...
George Bernard Shaw
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Therefore my tax-payer, resign yourself to this: that we may fight bravely, fight hard, fight long, fight cunningly, fight recklessly, fight in a hundred and fifty ways, but we cannot fight cheaply.
George Bernard Shaw
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The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination...
George Bernard Shaw
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God's trustiest lieutenants often lack official credentials. They may be professed atheists who are also men of honour and high public spirit.
George Bernard Shaw
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An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only uncomfortable.
George Bernard Shaw
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Some people look at the world and say 'why?' Some people look at the world and say 'why not?'
George Bernard Shaw
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All the sweetness of religion is conveyed to the world by the hands of storytellers and image-makers. Without their fictions the truths of religion would for the multitude be neither intelligible nor even apprehensible; and the prophets would prophesy and the teachers teach in vain.
George Bernard Shaw
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The theory that music has a depraving effect on morals has now been abandoned to the old women of both sexes.
George Bernard Shaw
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What use are cartridges in battle? I always carry chocolate instead.
George Bernard Shaw
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I ... must continue to strive for more knowledge and more power, though the new knowledge always contradicts the old and the new power is the destruction of the fools who misuse it.
George Bernard Shaw
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If you cannot have what you believe in you must believe in what you have.
George Bernard Shaw
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The world was to Shakespeare a great stage of fools on which he was utterly bewildered. His pregnant observations of life are not coordinated into any philosophy.
George Bernard Shaw
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Fear is choosing the safe course...
George Bernard Shaw
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Be like the sun and meadow, which are not in the least concerned about the coming winter.
George Bernard Shaw
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Crime is only the retail department of what, in wholesale, we call penal law.
George Bernard Shaw
