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People thought I was funny, so I kind of took entertaining for granted... it was inevitable that I'd start giving little performances.
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For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.
Johnny Carson
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Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
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My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.
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I am one of the lucky people in the world: I found something I always wanted to do, and I have enjoyed every single minute of it.
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There comes a time or a moment when you know in which direction you're going to go. I know it happened to me when I was quite young.
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Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.
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I was going to hang it up on the twenty-fifth year of this show. I don't know why. Maybe twenty-five years is enough. And I found out that I was having so much fun doing the show that we decided to stick around for a while.
Johnny Carson