George Carlin Quotes
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I don't want to be on the Internet.
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It's like driving a car at night. You never see further than your headlights, but you can make the whole trip that way.
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All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.
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Jennifer Aniston and Paul Rudd are really amazing, lovely people and really great comedic actors.
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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that's out of this world. I'll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn't have to be between Thai and Mexican every night. Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
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The familiar trope of the woman in peril doesn't really interest me.
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I was lucky enough, when I was younger, to have the chance to do as much as possible, and I found what I wanted to do. I did swimming, gymnastics, kickboxing and the one that took off more than the others was acting.
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India has a very good tradition in tennis.
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My mother said I would have more chances to become a tennis player than a football player.
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To build a digital media company, you have to focus equally on content and technology. In content, you have to focus equally on the written word and video.
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As a leader, I am tough on myself and I raise the standard for everybody; however, I am very caring because I want people to excel at what they are doing so that they can aspire to be me in the future.
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I just learned not to take a single thing for granted, and I think it just is extraordinary.
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'24' had to withstand accusations of being right-wing, but 'Homeland' is a far more liberal show.
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When I was younger in the theater, I didn't really feel like I got much recognition from the powers that be. I got a lot of small roles - I never got the standout roles.
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Almost everything I do is related to being fat.
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'Green Garden' is about beauty and joy and lush green and dance and excitement and smiling from within.
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I'm a storyteller, I'm an actor, an entertainer.
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I believe you can never fail in life or love. You just produce results. It's up to you how you interpret those results.
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We can't compare stories. We can only know in our hearts that we are the same. That may be the best we can do.
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I don't laugh so much at jokes and premises as I do at a guy who goes onstage and starts twitching and acting funny.
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Mothers are the only ones that think nothing is beyond their control when it comes to their children.
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Attachment to spiritual things is... just as much an attachment as inordinate love of anything else.
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If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
