George Carlin Quotes
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I don't want to be on the Internet.
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It's like driving a car at night. You never see further than your headlights, but you can make the whole trip that way.
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All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.
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Jennifer Aniston and Paul Rudd are really amazing, lovely people and really great comedic actors.
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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that's out of this world. I'll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn't have to be between Thai and Mexican every night. Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
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The familiar trope of the woman in peril doesn't really interest me.
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I was lucky enough, when I was younger, to have the chance to do as much as possible, and I found what I wanted to do. I did swimming, gymnastics, kickboxing and the one that took off more than the others was acting.
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India has a very good tradition in tennis.
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My mother said I would have more chances to become a tennis player than a football player.
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To build a digital media company, you have to focus equally on content and technology. In content, you have to focus equally on the written word and video.
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As a leader, I am tough on myself and I raise the standard for everybody; however, I am very caring because I want people to excel at what they are doing so that they can aspire to be me in the future.
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I just learned not to take a single thing for granted, and I think it just is extraordinary.
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'24' had to withstand accusations of being right-wing, but 'Homeland' is a far more liberal show.
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When I was younger in the theater, I didn't really feel like I got much recognition from the powers that be. I got a lot of small roles - I never got the standout roles.
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Almost everything I do is related to being fat.
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'Green Garden' is about beauty and joy and lush green and dance and excitement and smiling from within.
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I'm a storyteller, I'm an actor, an entertainer.
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I believe you can never fail in life or love. You just produce results. It's up to you how you interpret those results.
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The easiest way to avoid wrong notes is to never open your mouth and sing. What a mistake that would be.
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It's my personality to be more quiet and reserved. I'm not going out every night to multiple things. I prefer to stay in and be with my children and do Spanish homework to make sure they get a good grade the next day.
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One man's piss-soaked sadomasochistic orgy is another man's poetic ecstasy.
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I play for the intense challenges that the game on the highest levels present. The whole team enjoys playng exciting soccer for the fans and my part in that makes me feel good about myself. The whole concept of teamwork is what keeps us all going. It's my role to create scoring chances, and to come through for my teammates is extremely satisfying.
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If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
