George Carlin Quotes
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I can get moody sometimes when I wake up after a nap - I'm like a four-year-old.
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Surprisingly, I'm not a fan of guns or anything like that!
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We had to get serious and hit all aspects. We had to graduate. That's what you got to do: reach all people across the nation.
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The rebuilding of Iraq has been terrible.
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My optimism is not based primarily on the successful march of democracy in recent times but rather is based on the experience of having lived in a fear society and studied the mechanics of tyranny that sustain such a society.
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I was given the task of I.P.L. Chairmanship which I tried to perform to the best of my abilities. The tournament was organised well despite all the controversies. The stadiums were jam-packed, which proved that I.P.L. was still popular.
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Toronto is exploding with cyclists, with more and more people wanting to cycle and being turned off driving because of the incredible congestion. Biking is a much more efficient way of getting around, and you get there faster.
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I was able to do well for myself, make a statement in the league. I had a heck of a time doing it, but at the end of the day, it's about me and my family and being comfortable and being fun.
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I like to see the difference between good and evil as kind of like the foul line at a baseball game. It's very thin, it's made of something very flimsy like lime, and if you cross it, it really starts to blur where fair becomes foul and foul becomes fair.
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Computers let people avoid people, going out to explore. It's so different to just open a website instead of looking at a Picasso in a museum in Paris.
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India does not need to become anything else. India must become only India. This is a country that once upon a time was called the golden bird.
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So far, 44 States, or 88 percent of the States, have enacted laws providing that marriage shall consist of a union between a man and a woman. Only 75 percent of the States are required to approve a constitutional amendment.
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When I got depressed, I watched Bruce Lee movies. I learned everything from Bruce Lee.
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People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing.
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When men change, maybe Bond will change. But let's wait. I'm not holding my breath.
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I always wanted to be Robin Hood or John the Baptist when I was growing up.
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I love the Bible. I read it every day. I spend 10 hours a week studying it. It has affected my life in profound ways. I am inspired when I read it.
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I love Elmore Leonard. To me, True Romance is basically like an Elmore Leonard movie.
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Foreign aid goes from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.
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The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas.
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I find that when I'm ready for something to end, I transition quickly. But when something ends before its time, I find it hard to move on.
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I wouldn't blow my head off. I'd overdose or do something that didn't hurt. But I wouldn't do that to the children. A comedian who committed suicide in the Sixties left a note saying, 'Too many things went wrong too often.' I often think about that.
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Think off-center.
