George Carlin Quotes
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I can get moody sometimes when I wake up after a nap - I'm like a four-year-old.
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Surprisingly, I'm not a fan of guns or anything like that!
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The most important thing is to just be good at what you do. You do a good job playing the character, and people will be taken up with your character, not your clothes.
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We had to get serious and hit all aspects. We had to graduate. That's what you got to do: reach all people across the nation.
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The rebuilding of Iraq has been terrible.
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My optimism is not based primarily on the successful march of democracy in recent times but rather is based on the experience of having lived in a fear society and studied the mechanics of tyranny that sustain such a society.
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I was given the task of I.P.L. Chairmanship which I tried to perform to the best of my abilities. The tournament was organised well despite all the controversies. The stadiums were jam-packed, which proved that I.P.L. was still popular.
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Toronto is exploding with cyclists, with more and more people wanting to cycle and being turned off driving because of the incredible congestion. Biking is a much more efficient way of getting around, and you get there faster.
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I was able to do well for myself, make a statement in the league. I had a heck of a time doing it, but at the end of the day, it's about me and my family and being comfortable and being fun.
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It's not my job to get really personal in how I express myself. I've met fans, and they've been lovely. But letting my personal life out there, I don't think is a good idea for me. I think the more you do that, the more you can be accused of encouraging that kind of attention.
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I like to see the difference between good and evil as kind of like the foul line at a baseball game. It's very thin, it's made of something very flimsy like lime, and if you cross it, it really starts to blur where fair becomes foul and foul becomes fair.
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It's frightening how easy it is to commit murder in America. Just a drink too much. I can see myself doing it. In England, one feels all the social restraints holding one back. But here, anything can happen.
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Computers let people avoid people, going out to explore. It's so different to just open a website instead of looking at a Picasso in a museum in Paris.
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India does not need to become anything else. India must become only India. This is a country that once upon a time was called the golden bird.
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So far, 44 States, or 88 percent of the States, have enacted laws providing that marriage shall consist of a union between a man and a woman. Only 75 percent of the States are required to approve a constitutional amendment.
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When I got depressed, I watched Bruce Lee movies. I learned everything from Bruce Lee.
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People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing.
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When men change, maybe Bond will change. But let's wait. I'm not holding my breath.
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I always wanted to be Robin Hood or John the Baptist when I was growing up.
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I just want that sensation you have in dreams when you fly to be real.
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His conduct still right, with his argument wrong.
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Take note of the fact that I am a follower (of the religion) and not an innovator.
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There's something fascinating about seeing something you don't like at first but directly know you will love—in time. People are that way, all through life. You come against a personality, and it questions yours. You shy away but know there are gratifying secrets there, and the half-open door is often more exciting than the wide.
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Think off-center.
