George Carlin Quotes
I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It's so fuckin' heroic.
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When people refer to 'Back in the Day,' it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you.
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So I saw many planets, and they looked just a little bit brighter than they do from Earth.
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I busted my butt all my life building companies.
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Abstract anger is great for rhetorical carrying on. You can go on endlessly about the post office, but it doesn't mean you're mad at your mailman.
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You can't call me a Twitter phenomenon or a YouTube one. These things are useful, but so's hard gigging. One year I did 311 shows. I did six in one night alone.
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I was, if you like, a successful schoolboy in that I had a degree of talent in all the required things that make you a success at school.
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Of course, nothing just falls into your lap - to get where I am now, I've worked hard.
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I just have work to do; I just do it.
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I can’t say it, but it rhymes with rich.
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Every state of society is as luxurious as it can be. Men always take the best they can get.
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I wish most sincerely there was not a slave in this province. It always appeared a most iniquitous scheme to me - to fight ourselves for what we are daily robbing and plundering from those who have as good a right to freedom as we have.
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If we take science as our sole guide, if we accept and hold fast that alone which is verifiable, the old theology, with all its miraculous machinery, must go.
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He fell in love with himself at first sight and it is a passion to which he has always remained faithful.
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There's no glory like those who save their country.
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Battle is the soldier's vital breath! Peace turns him into a stooping asthmatic. War makes him a whole man again, and gives him the heart, strength, and vigor of a hero.
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As technology improves, on-screen avatars look more and more like real people. When they start looking too real, though, we pull away. These almost-humans aren't quite right; they look creepy, like zombies.
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The problem is that you can't impose the church's teachings on all Americans as a matter of law.
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A lot of people don't know that Dad was quite a scientist, and he was so clever.
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I am a complete sucker for family time.
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He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
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One of the crises that we have to deal with is a c of law enforcement officials that are not physically capable enough to handle without taking out the gun.
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Marching thus at night, a battalion is doubly impressive. The silent monster is full of restrained power; resolute in its onward sweep, impervious to danger, it looks a menacing engine of destruction, steady to its goal, and certain of its mission.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It's so fuckin' heroic.
