George Carlin Quotes
I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It's so fuckin' heroic.
Quotes to Explore
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When people refer to 'Back in the Day,' it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you.
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So I saw many planets, and they looked just a little bit brighter than they do from Earth.
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I busted my butt all my life building companies.
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Abstract anger is great for rhetorical carrying on. You can go on endlessly about the post office, but it doesn't mean you're mad at your mailman.
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You can't call me a Twitter phenomenon or a YouTube one. These things are useful, but so's hard gigging. One year I did 311 shows. I did six in one night alone.
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I was, if you like, a successful schoolboy in that I had a degree of talent in all the required things that make you a success at school.
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Of course, nothing just falls into your lap - to get where I am now, I've worked hard.
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I can’t say it, but it rhymes with rich.
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Every state of society is as luxurious as it can be. Men always take the best they can get.
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If we take science as our sole guide, if we accept and hold fast that alone which is verifiable, the old theology, with all its miraculous machinery, must go.
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He fell in love with himself at first sight and it is a passion to which he has always remained faithful.
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There's no glory like those who save their country.
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As technology improves, on-screen avatars look more and more like real people. When they start looking too real, though, we pull away. These almost-humans aren't quite right; they look creepy, like zombies.
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A lot of people don't know that Dad was quite a scientist, and he was so clever.
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With 'Black Swan,' the ballerina saga flips its tiara and goes on a hallucinatory bender, a scary acid trip where transfiguration and disfiguration meet.
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My family responsibilities don't conflict with my career. Not at all.
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I did a lot of 'NYPD Blues' and 'Law & Orders' and a couple of other ones that were shot in New York earlier in my career.
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She's telling us how to fight ISIS. Just go to her website. She tells you how to fight ISIS on her website. I don't think General Douglas MacArthur would like that too much. ... See, you're telling the enemy everything you want to do. No wonder you've been fighting ISIS your entire adult life.
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While I'm optimistic about the direction the world is headed, generally, I think there is a need for constant vigilance and pressure on repressive governments.
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You have a laugh line; don't accentuate it. You get a bigger laugh.
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The dullard finds even wine tasteless, while the sorcerer is intoxicated by the mere sight of water.
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I put hibiscus flower in every cup of tea I have. It's sweet, sexy, and cleansing.
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Nature, exerting an unwearied power, Forms, opens, and gives scent to every flower; Spreads the fresh verdure of the field, and leads The dancing Naiads through the dewy meads.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It's so fuckin' heroic.
