George Carlin Quotes
I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It's so fuckin' heroic.
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When people refer to 'Back in the Day,' it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you.
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So I saw many planets, and they looked just a little bit brighter than they do from Earth.
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I choose to focus on the positive.
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I busted my butt all my life building companies.
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Abstract anger is great for rhetorical carrying on. You can go on endlessly about the post office, but it doesn't mean you're mad at your mailman.
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You can't call me a Twitter phenomenon or a YouTube one. These things are useful, but so's hard gigging. One year I did 311 shows. I did six in one night alone.
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I was, if you like, a successful schoolboy in that I had a degree of talent in all the required things that make you a success at school.
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Of course, nothing just falls into your lap - to get where I am now, I've worked hard.
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I just have work to do; I just do it.
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It is, of course, further indication that a fundamentalist right has really taken over much of the Republican Party, People might cite George Bush as proof that you can be totally impervious to the effects of Harvard and Yale education.
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I can’t say it, but it rhymes with rich.
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Every state of society is as luxurious as it can be. Men always take the best they can get.
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I wish most sincerely there was not a slave in this province. It always appeared a most iniquitous scheme to me - to fight ourselves for what we are daily robbing and plundering from those who have as good a right to freedom as we have.
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If we take science as our sole guide, if we accept and hold fast that alone which is verifiable, the old theology, with all its miraculous machinery, must go.
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He fell in love with himself at first sight and it is a passion to which he has always remained faithful.
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There's no glory like those who save their country.
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Battle is the soldier's vital breath! Peace turns him into a stooping asthmatic. War makes him a whole man again, and gives him the heart, strength, and vigor of a hero.
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As technology improves, on-screen avatars look more and more like real people. When they start looking too real, though, we pull away. These almost-humans aren't quite right; they look creepy, like zombies.
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The problem is that you can't impose the church's teachings on all Americans as a matter of law.
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You should always look like a star. Otherwise people will lose a little of the esteem they have for you.
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I couldn't be sufficiently interested in human beings to be a writer if I had contempt for human beings.
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Well, you know how it feels if you begin hoping for something that you want desperately badly; you almost fight against the hope because it is too good to be true; you've been disappointed so often before.
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We are all hungry and thirsty for concrete images.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It's so fuckin' heroic.
