Jon Heder Quotes
Just as long as something is gained, a lesson is learned. I do like those. The more quiet victories are always great.
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Help the man-in-the-street make sense of the bewildering.
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I always start the day by washing my face and moisturizing.
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The creation of a thousand forests is in one acorn.
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I think back to some of the things Harry said and some of the things I said trying to be funny. If I said them now, it would be on the front page of every newspaper in the country.
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Because of our social circumstances, male and female are really two cultures and their life experiences are utterly different.
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I met Bon Jovi on the way to Washington, D.C. I think I called him Jon Jovi. Ugghhhh. I just smiled and pretended it didn't happen. I love him and his wife; they're so sweet. I was very nervous.
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Never for the sake of peace and quiet deny your convictions.
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The age of Lincoln and Jefferson memorials is over. It will be presidential libraries from now on.
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English usage is sometimes more than mere taste, judgment and education - sometimes it's sheer luck, like getting across the street.
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I was raised doing martial arts.
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You have a new role: family caregiver. It's a role nobody applies for. You don't expect it. You won't be prepared. You probably won't even identify yourself as a caregiver.
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What I particularly like about Broadway is the camaraderie and the friendship of other people in other shows. Everybody knows you're opening and cares about you. There's a real village atmosphere.
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By adversity are wrought the greatest works of admiration, and all the fair examples of renown, out of distress and misery are grown.
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I kind of always took it for granted the fact that my parents were Olympic medalists.
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When you work as hard as you can and as much as you can to make your first album, and you don't make any money, then you change things.
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There is more treasure in books than in all the pirate's loot on Treasure Island.
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I've never been one for crushing on famous people.
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'The Simpsons' money got bigger and bigger. When I left 'The Simpsons', no one thought that this thing was going to still be around. It's the cumulative effect. It's like, 'Oh my God, 25 years later, and it's still coming in.'
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One thing that's great about being a character actor is that a movie doesn't rest on your shoulders. If it bombs, it won't hurt my career.
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As long as the number one worry for people, keeping them up at nights, is whether they're going to have a job in the morning, then they are less likely to resist unfair changes, or unfair treatment, or cuts in real pay at work.
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As far as the Jets go, I'm competing to play. It will be a heated competition between Kellen and me, and I'm excited about that; I will do it in a respectful way. I have the utmost respect for him because he's a great player. Whatever's best for team will be best for the team and the coaches will decide.
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My wife and I live in Brooklyn, N.Y., not too far from where my Long Island childhood happened.
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Just as long as something is gained, a lesson is learned. I do like those. The more quiet victories are always great.
