Jon Heder Quotes
Just as long as something is gained, a lesson is learned. I do like those. The more quiet victories are always great.

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Help the man-in-the-street make sense of the bewildering.
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I always start the day by washing my face and moisturizing.
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The creation of a thousand forests is in one acorn.
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I think back to some of the things Harry said and some of the things I said trying to be funny. If I said them now, it would be on the front page of every newspaper in the country.
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Because of our social circumstances, male and female are really two cultures and their life experiences are utterly different.
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I met Bon Jovi on the way to Washington, D.C. I think I called him Jon Jovi. Ugghhhh. I just smiled and pretended it didn't happen. I love him and his wife; they're so sweet. I was very nervous.
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Never for the sake of peace and quiet deny your convictions.
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The age of Lincoln and Jefferson memorials is over. It will be presidential libraries from now on.
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English usage is sometimes more than mere taste, judgment and education - sometimes it's sheer luck, like getting across the street.
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I was raised doing martial arts.
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You have a new role: family caregiver. It's a role nobody applies for. You don't expect it. You won't be prepared. You probably won't even identify yourself as a caregiver.
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What I particularly like about Broadway is the camaraderie and the friendship of other people in other shows. Everybody knows you're opening and cares about you. There's a real village atmosphere.
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By adversity are wrought the greatest works of admiration, and all the fair examples of renown, out of distress and misery are grown.
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I kind of always took it for granted the fact that my parents were Olympic medalists.
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When you work as hard as you can and as much as you can to make your first album, and you don't make any money, then you change things.
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There is more treasure in books than in all the pirate's loot on Treasure Island.
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I've never been one for crushing on famous people.
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'The Simpsons' money got bigger and bigger. When I left 'The Simpsons', no one thought that this thing was going to still be around. It's the cumulative effect. It's like, 'Oh my God, 25 years later, and it's still coming in.'
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It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. It still brings me up short to walk by somebody who appears to be talking to themselves.
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The test of an abstract picture, for me, is not my first reaction to it, but how long I can stand it hanging on the wall of a room where I am living.
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A heroic nature is very Greek.
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All outward forms of religion are almost useless, and are the causes of endless strife. Believe there is a great power silently working all things for good, behave yourself and never mind the rest.
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I can't relax when I'm watching a biographical drama because it's so close to what it is that I do that I just long for more fiction - so that I can switch off.
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Just as long as something is gained, a lesson is learned. I do like those. The more quiet victories are always great.