Joseph Heller Quotes
There are yawning gulfs into which large chunks of me have fallen. I do not always know where I am at present.

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No one knows what women want!
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He to whom the present is the only thing that is present, knows nothing of the age in which he lives.
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The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little.
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You know, I've been playing with my hair color ever since I was nine.
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Even if a relationship doesn't work out, you can always take something positive from something negative. You never know what's around the corner.
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The less you know about me the easier it is to convince you that I'm the character on screen.
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I dont play villainy. I wouldnt even know how to play it.
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There's something really incredible about watching what someone else does with a role that we know: the Hamlets or the Henry Vs or the Othellos or the Cleopatras that we've seen on stage.
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As every real estate agent knows, a poor house in good surroundings will sell for a higher price than a better house in poor surroundings, and in a town they confidently ask 25 percent more rent for a flat with a view of a park that for an identical flat with no view.
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I am Nicki Minaj, I mack them dudes up Back coupes up & chunk the deuce up
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I always wanted to know what it felt like to fall on stage... now I know. It's not how you fall, but how you get up
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Bound as our lives are to the tyranny of time, it is through what we know of history that we are delivered from our bonds and escape - into time.
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Antonin Artaud wrote on one of his drawings, "Never real and always true," and that is how depression feels. You know that it is not real, that you are someone else, and yet you know that it is absolutely true.
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People know that I'm going to do what's right.
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Jassie, guess what I'm dancing in!' 'I don't know, a bowl?' 'Non... I am dancing in my Nuddy-pants!
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When you do not know of a thing say so plainly.
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Oh," says Owen, "but I would have, you know." "I know you would have," says Liz, "and knowing you would have is nearly as good.
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The devils more orthodox than some theologians I know.
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I don't know the role I'm playing. I only know it's mine, non-convertible.
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I have more to say than Hemingway, and God knows, I say it better than Faulkner.
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It felt good. I was just trying to throw strikes.
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Of all the heavenly gifts that mortal men commend, What trusty treasure in the world can counterfail a friend?
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There are yawning gulfs into which large chunks of me have fallen. I do not always know where I am at present.