Joseph Heller Quotes
If a man is going to leave one wife to marry another, it's better if he divorces the first before he marries the second.
Joseph Heller
Quotes to Explore
Power can shape 'truth,' but not forever.
Tariq Ali
I got to play with Nintendo's Wii, yes it's a funny name and not very revolutionary but it was fun whipping your arms around.
Olivia Munn
Marriage isn't always cupcakes and Jesus juice, but it's important to show each other your marriage is a priority and that you still love them.
Zoe Foster Blake
The British were white, English, and Protestant, just as we were. They had to have some other basis on which to justify independence, and happily they were able to formulate the inalienable truths set forth in the Declaration.
Samuel P. Huntington
History class was a forty-minute squirm from which I would emerge unscathed by insight. Down the hall in English Lit, though, there were stories to be had, and it was stories I craved.
Nancy Horan
I realised the bohemian life was not for me. I would look around at my friends, living like starving artists, and wonder, 'Where's the art?' They weren't doing anything. And there was so much interesting stuff to do, so much fun to be had... maybe I could even quit renting.
P. J. O'Rourke
Circumretit enim vis atque iniuria quemque,atque, unde exortast, at eum plerumque revertit.
Lucretius
What makes me angry? The education of children. How in God's name can you expect to have a functioning society the way we teach our kids?
Kathleen Turner
I want a campfire box.
Patrick Ness
I never desire to know anything of the detail of political measures, lest even those which I think best should lose anything of their intrinsic value to me, by seeing what low, paltry, personal motives and base machinery and dirty hands have helped to bring them about.
Fanny Kemble
Will no man ever do something without a why, just like that, for the hell of it?
Anthony Quinn
If a man is going to leave one wife to marry another, it's better if he divorces the first before he marries the second.
Joseph Heller
