Joseph Heller Quotes

Hasn't it ever occurred to you that in your promiscuous pursuit of women you are merely trying to assuage your subconscious fears of sexual impotence?" "Yes, sir, it has." "Then why do you do it?" "To assuage my fears of sexual impotence.

Joseph Heller

• Trying
• Pursuit
• Subconscious
• Impotence
• Promiscuous

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