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	Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.   
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	No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly.   
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	Most people live for love and admiration. But it is by love and admiration that we should live.   
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	I don't play accurately — any one can play accurately — but I play with wonderful expression. As far as the piano is concerned, sentiment is my forte. I keep science for Life.   
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	Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.   
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	Nowadays we are all of us so hard up, that the only pleasant things to pay are compliments. They're the only things we can pay.   
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	If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all.   
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	I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their intellects. A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.   
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	Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.   
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	In America the young are always ready to give to those who are older than themselves the full benefits of their inexperience.   
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	Marriage is a long, dull meal with dessert served at the beginning.   
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	You should never give a woman something she can't wear in the evening.   
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	All art is immortal. For emotion for the sake of emotion is the aim of art, and emotion for the sake of action is the aim of life.   
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	If a friend of mine gave a feast, and did not invite me to it, I should not mind a bit. but if a friend of mine had a sorrow and refused to allow me to share it, I should feel it most bitterly. If he shut the doors of the house of mourning against me, I would move back again and again and beg to be admitted so that I might share in what I was entitled to share. If he thought me unworthy, unfit to weep with him, I should feel it as the most poignant humiliation.   
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	It is because Humanity has never known where it was going that it has been able to find its way.   
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	Bad art is a great deal worse than no art at all.   
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	Why was I born with such contemporaries?   
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	The well bred contradict other people. The wise contradict themselves.   
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	A bore is someone who deprives you of solitude without providing you with company.   
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	The youth of America is their oldest tradition. It has been going on now for three hundred years.   
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	The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty and to someone else if she is plain.   
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	Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.   
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	Each of us has heaven and hell in him...   
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	Love will fly if held too lightly Love will die if held too tightly . . .   
