Erma Bombeck Quotes
Laughter rises out of tragedy when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.
Quotes to Explore
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I'd like to one day be featured on a list of inspirational people who have made a difference in the world, whether it be helping underprivileged people or putting an end to the poaching of wildlife in Africa.
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The books that help you most are those which make you think that most. The hardest way of learning is that of easy reading; but a great book that comes from a great thinker is a ship of thought, deep freighted with truth and beauty.
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Most of us have far more courage than we ever dreamed we possessed.
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Your big opportunity may be right where you are now.
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Anyone in the humor business isn't thinking clearly if he doesn't surround himself with idea people. Otherwise, you settle for mediocrity - or you burn yourself out.
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Every man's life is a fairy tale written by God's fingers.
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The most beautiful thing in the world is, of course, the world itself.
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We convince by our presence.
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If you're bored with life - you don't get up every morning with a burning desire to do things - you don't have enough goals.
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Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.
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With greater confidence in yourself and your abilities, you will set bigger goals, make bigger plans and commit yourself to achieving objectives that today you only dream about.
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The person I like most is the one who points out my defects
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Commit yourself to lifelong learning. The most valuable asset you'll ever have is your mind and what you put into it.
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Luck? I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to me is something else: Hard work - and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't.
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The more you mature, you realize that this imperfections make your more beautiful.
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When anybody laughs, he has no mind, no thought, no problem, no suffering.
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Be not afraid of being called un-fashionable.
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Identity is a prison you can never escape, but the way to redeem your past is not to run from it, but to try to understand it, and use it as a foundation to grow.
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You ever find yourself being lazy for no reason at all? Like, you pick up your mail, you go in your house, you realize you have a letter for a neighbor. You ever just look at the letter and go "Hm. Looks like they're never getting this. It'll take too much energy to go back outside. I'm gonna get that to them later on. Right now I gotta watch some 'Love Connection.' They got some new host on there."
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Whenever you go out to eat you gotta get the appetizer. 'Cause the appetizer's just an excuse for an extra meal. You're always like "Lets see, I will start with the 80 buffalo wings...and do you have a low-cal blue cheese? 'Cause I don't wanna fill up too much."
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I was out walking the other evening. This fellow accosted me, and asked if that was the moon up there in the sky. I replied that I had no idea, as I was a stranger there myself.
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We're all here to figure out how to best give ourselves away.
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I respond very well to well-written material and women who have had an effect on society, something tragic or monumental has happened to them.
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Laughter rises out of tragedy when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.
