Erma Bombeck Quotes
Quotes to Explore
-
My parents were the good parents that said, 'You should try and get a good job and go to college and get an education.'
-
Still to this day, I don't know when I write something whether it's good or not.
-
On 'Death Valley,' I fought this werewolf, and he was picking me up and slamming me down. They put padding down in the garbage so he could really slam me down. They're flying around and I'm doing these jumping flying triangles pulling the guy down. It's just fun.
-
I want to help people; that's it.
-
My father was a Foreign Service officer, a diplomat and an Arabist who spent virtually all his career in the Near East, as it was called in the State Department. So I spent most of my childhood among the Israelis and the Arabs of Palestine, Lebanon, Saudi Arabia and Egypt.
-
Alleviation of suffering is my fundamental principle.
-
Hillary Clinton will always be there for you. And just remember - there's a special place in hell for women who don't help each other.
-
Well I don't know that I'm okay any more than anyone else is okay, I lead a happy life and a very full one - I have a happy marriage and my kids are all cheerful, and no one is finding fault with me, personally.
-
We fought like heck for every player and every advantage, but we knew we were part of something bigger than ourselves. To me, that is what baseball is all about. I hope it is always what baseball is all about.
-
There's something grounded about 'Ugly Americans,' so I think it's good that I'm playing a version of myself in these elevated cartoon circumstances.
-
(Talking about American and British Language) You say 'erbs and we say herbs, because there's a fucking 'H' in it.
-
Savoir n'est rien, imaginer est tout.
-
Pay your utilities, gas and other basic needs before paying on your debts.
-
Looking back 25 years later, what I may say is that the facts have been far better than the dreams. In the long course of cell life on this earth it remained, for our age for our generation, to receive the full ownership of our inheritance.
-
I take care of Demetrious Johnson, and the UFC takes care of themselves. That's nothing against the UFC; they're a well-oiled machine. They do an amazing job at advertising and making stars.
-
It's very rare that publications double their frequency.
-
I'm not going to say that I'm perfect. I do have fashion crises.
-
Rock and Roll Over' was the first Kiss album I heard, but I was totally oblivious to their whole image and the makeup and all that. I was so out of touch with the wider world.
-
I've been very fortunate to be part of projects that are really big and broad.
-
When we go to court, they are going to have to come up with all the evidence where they are accusing me and my dedicated deputies of racial profiling. It's always easy to throw the race card in there and that's what they're doing in Washington today, that they're concerned about racial profiling.
-
You should never do anything too much. If you only eat healthy food, that is too much. Success is balance - a banker with no time with his kids, he's not successful. If he doesn't have time to walk his kids to school, that is not success - that is a mistake.
-
In our marriage, the success of our athletic dreams comes before everything. 'Hey do you want to watch a movie?' 'No, I have a hard workout tomorrow.'
-
The law of cause and effect: If you do what other successful people do, you will eventually get the results that other successful people get.
-
Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
