Erma Bombeck Quotes
In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced in television.
Erma Bombeck
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My advice to anybody, including myself, is if you're going through a bad period, and you just can't see the world's on your shoulders and no day is a good day, you're missing the whole point of the experience. And that's something dogs know from the moment they come bounding up to you as a puppy.
W. Bruce Cameron
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We had something very special in the Faces. We were blessed to have the fun we had.
Ian McLagan
Small Faces
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Corporations take the humanity out of trade - they take the happiness out and replace it with something that is ugly.
Nassim Nicholas Taleb
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No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.
Abraham Lincoln
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A busybody's work is never done.
A. N. Wilson
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I have, like, two and a half years of failed jokes that I know I wouldn't repeat, but I certainly have no comprehension of what definitely works. And the only gauge that I can go by is, 'This makes me laugh,' and is joyful... I like to, if possible, do things that people can enjoy and it doesn't take anybody down.
Taran Killam
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Listen, it's very easy not to be ripped off, you know. Get yourself a lawyer.
Samantha Fox
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My upbringing did not create a healthy affection for confrontation. I'd love it if everyone always got along, and nothing ever got tense.
Trisha Yearwood
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Our ideals, like the gods of old, are constantly demanding human sacrifices.
George Bernard Shaw
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I know how much respect I have for people of all different faiths, but especially for my family, who are the most important people in my life, and who are still practicing, and deeply religious.
Stephen Karam
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I don't know how many companies I've bought in my life, and most of them I've bought from children whose father has passed away, and they say, 'Now we're free, would you like to buy it?'
Olav Thon
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In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced in television.
Erma Bombeck
