Erma Bombeck Quotes
Shopping is a woman thing. It's a contact sport like football. Women enjoy the scrimmage, the noisy crowds, the danger of being trampled to death, and the ecstasy of the purchase.
Erma Bombeck
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My father got me involved in the game when I was four years old.
Natalie Gulbis
The first function of a book review should be, I believe, to give some idea of the contents and character of the book.
Walter Kaufmann
Nearly everything you do is of no importance, but it is important that you do it.
Mahatma Gandhi
I try to do two moot courts for every Supreme Court case (and one to two for courts of appeals), and to ensure I am being mooted by people who know the Supreme Court well and are coming to the case fresh.
Patricia Millett
We all experience power struggles in our lives - at the workplace, with our friends, in our love lives. In a way, we're all politicians.
Beau Willimon
I was a huge fan of comedy and movies and TV growing up, and I was able to memorize and mimic a lot of things, not realizing that that meant I probably wanted to be an actor. I just really, really amused myself and my friends with memorizing entire George Carlin or Steve Martin albums.
Hank Azaria
Although I married a sports-loving jock, I myself am not only not athletic, I am acutely, completely uncoordinated.
Mary Kay Andrews
One dumb-bell, Watson! Consider an athlete with one dumb-bell. Picture to yourself the unilateral development - the imminent danger of a spinal curvature. Shocking, Watson, shocking!
Arthur Conan Doyle
I'm an inventor. I don't enjoy running the business.
Elwood G. Norris
I say, thirteen is too many dogs for good mental health. Five is pretty much the limit. More than five dogs and you forfeit your right to call yourself entirely sane. Even if the dogs are small.
E. Lockhart
To read of human depravity in the police reports is one thing, to see it fall like a black shadow across one's life is another.
William John Locke
Shopping is a woman thing. It's a contact sport like football. Women enjoy the scrimmage, the noisy crowds, the danger of being trampled to death, and the ecstasy of the purchase.
Erma Bombeck
