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I knew you'd come,Claire.I knew you would.Dear God,you took your time.
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Eeek,” Shane said. Nothing. Right, Amazon princess, I got the point.
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EVE:so thats the bathroom where shane spends houres doing his hair shane:bite me
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I’m taking off my shoes.’’ ‘‘Fine. Shoes off.’’ ‘‘And my pants.’’ ‘‘Don’t push it, Claire.
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What did I do?" he said. "Cake! It's cake! Delicious cake!
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I liked you better when you were this timid little kid. What happened?” “I started living with you guys.” “Oh, right.
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You are so lucky I'm too tired to murder you right now.
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Shut up!" Eve yelled from somewhere upstairs. "Jackass!" "You know, when people say that, I just hear the word awesome,
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Home," he repeated. "Home is where the heart is. Why don't you leave yours here? I'll take very good care of it.
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Screw that, the questionn at hand is what's your major?" Oded said. "Because let me tell you right now, any answer other than World of Warcraft or Advanced Ninja Studies will not be accepted.
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Myrnin: "There is no drama so great as that of a teenage girl." Claire: "Except yours.
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See?" she heard Shane yell at the kitchen. "She doesn't stomp around like a cattle stampede!" "Bite me, Collins! No bacon for you, either!
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As I was smoothing on the last handful across the top of my thigh, I noticed I had company. Lewus was standing there watching me, eyes half-closed but not in the least sleepy. He'd put on his blue jeans, but nothing else... very sexy. I couldn't help but take in the view.
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He had on bunny slippers. These had fangs. They all stared at them in silence for about a heartbeat, and then Shane said, "That is impressively wicked. Crazy, but wicked.
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She looked back to see Sam standing there at the edge of the strip of sunlight inside Common Grounds, staring after her with an expression on his face like he'd lost his best- his only friend.
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I only need to know one thing. Am I going to need the flamethrower?
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She dug in her backpack, found her cell phone, and checked for coverage. It was kind of lame in Morganville, truthfully, out in the middle of the prarie, in the middle of Texas, which was about as middle of nowhere as it was possible to get unless you wanted to go to Mongolia or something.... Claire started dialing numbers. The first person told her that they'd already found somebody.... The second one sounded like a weird old guy. The third one was a weird old lady. The fourth one... well, the fourth one was just plain weird.
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Hello! Your dear father is unfortunately very dead," he called. "And you said my dispersal system would never work!
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Perv." He pointed to himself. "Male and eighteen. What's your point?
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Jeez, Claire. If I didn't love you, you'd scare me.
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Myrnin: ‘Have we been introduced?’ Frank: ‘Probably not. Why, you asking me out, sweetheart?’ Myrnin: ‘You’re not my type, darling.
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I think we can all agree. SHINEY.
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We're clear," she said. "You're kind of a psycho. I get that.
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CLAIRE:your washing right? shane:i'll pay you for it. claire:what? shane:best high score wins claire:no bet 'wash, dish boy