Paul Merton Quotes
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I learned about the market's power when I was traded to the Buffalo Bills for $100.
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Acting is something that I always wanted, but I never paid attention to the notion that it might actually work out. You have all sorts of ideas about what you want to do - at one stage, I wanted to be a jockey - but this is the one that's a big deal.
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I used to live on a reserve, but I went back and forth between my reserve and Ottawa where my father lived, so I kind of had a double life growing up.
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It's not a slam at you when people are rude, it's a slam at the people they've met before.
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I'm in a monogamous relationship and very happy.
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The only model to follow is pure Islam.
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Nobody wants to see a half-finished Vine.
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It's very hard to be a gentleman and a writer.
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I am somebody who is constantly hungry to nibble on something.
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I would love to do an electronic record. There's just so much to see and do and try. And life goes by.
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Twenty years of votes can tell you much more about a man than twenty weeks of campaign rhetoric. Campaign talk tells people who you want them to think you are. How you vote tells people who you really are deep inside.
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I think there needs to be modified penalties in training camp because there's severely modified compensation in training camp for all of us.
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The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition.
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He thought about that for a moment, wondered what he should say. The truth or nothing. The truth.
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In build and appearance, Tuppy somewhat resembles a bulldog, and his aspect now was that of one of these fine animals who has just been refused a slice of cake.
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It is obvious that art cannot teach anyone anything, since in four thousand years humanity has learnt nothing at all.
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I think it's just a nerve-wracking thing to sing in a movie in general.
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Artists don't compare themselves to each other based on money. Nobody really knows what money other artists have. They don't care that much. The measure is the work and how you think your work is perceived. How the museums are. How you are doing.
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The Joan Crawford that I've heard about in 'Mommie Dearest' is not the Joan Crawford I knew back when.
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The Old Guard dies but it never surrenders.
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You cannot train a horse with shouts and expect it to obey a whisper.
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A horse is simply a horse.
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The music I like to play is Rock 'N Roll. I like to rock like a wild animal. I like to rock it well enough to whip a yak's ass. I love to rock it good on a horse's ass. I like to rock it real hard. I love to rock it all the way to Russia. I like to kick out the Jazz and kick it out all the way.
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Have you ever had sex with a horse?
