Paul Merton Quotes
My school days were the happiest days of my life; which should give you some indication of the misery I've endured over the past twenty-five years.
Quotes to Explore
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Money opens up wonderful worlds of possibilities.
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Pursuit and seduction are the essence of sexuality. It's part of the sizzle.
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It's true that you need much time to get rid of the fat girl you once were, but you know I am sincerely grateful for my buttocks.
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There comes a time when every scientist, even God, has to write off an experiment.
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I will always be the way I was a couple years ago before anything happened. And that's to my parents' credit, my amazing parents who have been around me my whole life and raised me right. I'm very happy with what has happened so far.
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I think my best friend is dry shampoo and dry texturizer spray.
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In the Senate, you can become one of the nation's leading voices on the issues.
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'The Simpsons' money got bigger and bigger. When I left 'The Simpsons', no one thought that this thing was going to still be around. It's the cumulative effect. It's like, 'Oh my God, 25 years later, and it's still coming in.'
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Jerusalem is united, will never be divided again.
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Any committee is only as good as the most knowledgeable, determined and vigorous person on it. There must be somebody who provides the flame.
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The American principles of democracy expresses the deepest values of the Sharia both structurally and in the government... Sharia requires us Muslims anywhere to abide by the law of the land.
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Perhaps everything terrible is in its deepest being something helpless that wants help from us.
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Spiritual power is the eternal guide, in this life and the life after, for man ranks supreme among all creatures. Led forward by spiritual power, man can reach the summit destined for him by the Great Creator.
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When you go to bed, don't leave bread or milk on the table: it attracts the dead.
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I don't think if you asked any of my childhood friends they would say that I had a weird childhood; they might say there weren't a lot of regular rules, the conversations in the house were always very open, dreams were a great thing to talk about, everybody was making something all the time.
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We have to show people we are willing to adapt to their world.
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I mostly write on my own, walking, outside.
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Whenever you need something from someone else before you can move forward, it's a dependency. We believe dependencies slow people down. We want people to be more independent, because that will keep them moving forward.
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My family suffered very major losses during the Second World War, that's true. In my father's family, there were five brothers. I think four of them died. On my mother's side the picture was pretty much the same. Russia has suffered great losses. And of course we can't forget that.
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The most used piece of kit in my kitchen is my saucepan. I use it every morning to cook my porridge in. The least used piece of equipment? I'd say a food mixer. I've never used it, I don't really know what they're for.
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Personally, I find visualisations great for helping me understand the world and for sifting the huge amounts of information that deluge me every day.
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People would see me on a Nickelodeon commercial, and I would hear about it the next day in school.
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Follow me and do exactly what the song says Smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people And drink and jump behind the wheel like it was still legal.
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My school days were the happiest days of my life; which should give you some indication of the misery I've endured over the past twenty-five years.
