Hayden Schlossberg Quotes

United States, Screenwriter
June 9, 1978

Hayden Schlossberg is an American screenwriter/director/producer from Randolph, New Jersey known for his work on the feature films Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle and Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay, both with Jon Hurwitz.

Also known as Director, Producer

When you watch the first American Pie movie, you're like... 'I know that jock who's kind of sweet and has a girlfriend, and I know that weird off-beat kid.

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- American Pie movie
There's an art to stupid comedy. There's an art to offensive comedy, and I think the key is it's just gotta make you laugh.

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- Art
- Comedy
- Laugh

One of the things that made American Pie great was also the sexiness of it.

Hayden Schlossberg
- Sexiness
- American Pie
A lot of times in movies, especially in sequels, the characters become caricatures and just sort of improv machines and joke machines, rather than people you can actually connect to.

Hayden Schlossberg
I just went to Hebrew school, had a bar mitzvah. No crazy weird Jewish cult.

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When you hit 30, it's that time of self-reflection. Some people are a success. Some people feel like they haven't achieved what they wanted to. Some people are married, some have kids, some are still single.

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It wasn't a conscious decision to actually make a movie about Guantanamo Bay. It was a device.

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