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I've told so many lies about my age I don't know how old I am myself.
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By the time dessert arrives I am usually so drunk, I can't remember what I'm serving.
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My whole career has been an act of revenge.
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College athletes used to get a degree in bringing your pencil.
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I can't do anything too serious like Saddam Hussein, but I would like to do Bill Clinton. That'd be fun.
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What once made you safe now drives you insane.
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Nannies love working in our house because they never know who's gonna walk through the door.
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Some interviewees you make friends with and some you don't.