Eugene Mirman Quotes

If no one figures out you are pretending to be retarded, your life will be greeted with treasure.

Eugene Mirman

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• I do Yoga. I'd like to say I do it every morning, but I don't, I just don't have the time.

  

  Radha Mitchell
  • Time
  • Morning
  • Yoga

• Be happy that you're growing older, that you're maturing, that you're smarter, that you're wiser.

  

  Walt Handelsman
  • Happy
  • Growing
  • Be Happy

• You make yourself do the physical aspects for a Christopher Nolan film!

  

  Fionn Whitehead
  • You
  • Film
  • Yourself

• But since independence, Gabon is one of the few countries in Central Africa that enjoys peace and stability.

  

  Omar Bongo
  • Peace
  • Independence
  • Africa

• No law can give or take away the choice to commit suicide.

  

  Maggie Gallagher
  • Law
  • Choice
  • Suicide

• I hate to cook and love to eat.

  

  Kate DiCamillo
  • Love
  • Hate
  • Eat

• Struggle is strengthening. Battling with evil gives us the power to battle evil even more.

  

  Ossie Davis
  • Power
  • Evil
  • Struggle

• To give vent now and then to his feelings, whether of pleasure or discontent, is a great ease to a man's heart.

  

  Francesco Guicciardini
  • Great
  • Heart
  • Feelings

• My mistakes made were learning how to work with different groups of people. I mean, I went to school at Berkeley, which is a pretty diverse group, but working in a professional setting, I hadn't really done that before and learning about office politics, learning about interactions between different people and I made a lot of mistakes there during my time as a young person. I was 19 or 20 at the time. So, I would say those were my biggest career mistakes, but fortunately they were made in the context of an engineering co-op program and not in a professional field.

  

  Leroy Chiao
  • People
  • Time
  • Work

• The secret of getting successful work out of your trained men lies in one nutshell—in the clearness of the instructions they receive.

  

  Robert Baden-Powell
  • Work
  • Men
  • Lies

• One must work and dare if one really wants to live.

  

  Vincent Van Gogh
  • Life
  • Dare

• When Fate wills that something should come to pass, she sends forth a million of little circumstances to clear and prepare the way.

  

  William Makepeace Thackeray
  • Fate
  • Littles
  • Circumstances

• If you will take me for your wife, Walter, I will love you dearly. If you will let me go with you, Walter, I will go to the world's end without fear. I can give up nothing for you – I have nothing to resign, and no one to forsake; but all my love and life shall be devoted to you, and with my last breath I will breathe your name to God if I have sense and memory left.

  

  Charles Dickens
  • Life
  • World
  • God

• If more women would watch women's sports on TV it would urge TV executives to put more on.

  

  Beth Mowins
  • Women
  • Sports
  • Executives

• Animals do feel like us, also joy, love, fear and pain but they cannot grasp the spoken word. It is our obligation to take their part and continue to resist the people who profit by them, who slaughter them and who torture them.

  

  Denis de Rougemont
  • People
  • Pain
  • Animals

• There is more treasure in books than in all the pirate's loot on Treasure Island.

  

  Walt Disney
  • Treasure
  • Pirate
  • Island

• To understand pretending is to conquer all barriers of time and space.

  

  William Joyce
  • Understand
  • Pretending
  • Barriers

• If no one figures out you are pretending to be retarded, your life will be greeted with treasure.

  

  Eugene Mirman
  • Treasure
  • Pretending
  • Retarded