-
Here lies David Garrick, describe me, who can,An abridgment of all that was pleasant in man.
-
The company of fools may first make us smile, but in the end we always feel melancholy.
-
Hope, like the gleaming taper's light,Adorns and cheers our way;And still, as darker grows the night,Emits a brighter ray.
-
Pity and friendship are two passions incompatible with each other.
-
Life is a journey that must be traveled no matter how bad the roads and accommodations.
-
All that a husband or wife really wants is to be pitied a little, praised a little, and appreciated a little.
-
O Luxury! thou curst by Heaven's decree!
-
Friendship is a disinterested commerce between equals; love, an abject intercourse between tyrants and slaves.
-
Where village statesmen talked with looks profound,And news much older than their ale went round.
-
I was ever of the opinion, that the honest man who married and brought up a large family, did more service than he who continued single, and only talked of population.
-
The hawthorn bush, with seats beneath the shade,For talking age and whispering lovers made.
-
Surely the best way to meet the enemy is head on in the field and not wait till they plunder our very homes.
-
His best companions, innocence and health;And his best riches, ignorance of wealth.
-
Her modest looks the cottage might adorn,Sweet as the primrose peeps beneath the thorn.
-
With disadvantages enough to bring him to humility, a Scotsman is one of the proudest things alive.
-
Write how you want, the critic shall show the world you could have written better.
-
In arguing too, the parson owned his skill,For e'en though vanquished, he could argue still;While words of learned length, and thundering soundAmazed the gazing rustics ranged around;And still they gazed, and still the wonder grew,That one small head could carry all he knew.
-
It seemed to be pretty plain, that they had more of love than matrimony in them.
-
Books are necessary to correct the vices of the polite; but those vices are ever changing, and the antidote should be changed accordingly should still be new.
-
A man who leaves home to mend himself and others is a philosopher; but he who goes from country to country, guided by the blind impulse of curiosity, is a vagabond.
-
I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well.
-
Modesty seldom resides in a breast that is not enriched with nobler virtues.
-
As a wit, if not first, in the very first line.
-
Let schoolmasters puzzle their brain, With grammar, and nonsense, and learning, Good liquor, I stoutly maintain, Gives genius a better discerning.