Evan Esar Quotes
About the only time Congress conforms to the will of the people is when it decides to adjourn.

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I'm the type of girl who's always had to buy jeans in three sizes because I never know what my body is going to do from one day to the next.
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When I started at Ricci, I did street wear for very cool, young girls, but the price point was for the fourth floor of Bergdorf Goodman next to Carolina Herrera. My cool girls cannot afford it.
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Science consistently produces a new crop of miraculous truths and dazzling devices every year.
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I did two movies that were arthouse movies; they were critically successful but made no money at all... but after making those movies, I thought, 'I wouldn't watch my own movies when I was 16, and my buddies where I came from wouldn't watch my movies, because they were boring.'
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Role-playing isn't storytelling. If the dungeon master is directing it, it's not a game.
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I'm not actually sure I'm grown-up enough for grown-up books.
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Success is the best revenge. I always feel women should answer back either with their sarcasm or success.
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Courage? The moment when my troubles are going to end is not the moment when my courage is going to fail me.
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Apparently it’s my fault that the Titanic sank.
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Delbert knew me from the choir. He had started a group and he wanted me to be a part of it, so he called me one day and asked me to audition.
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We'll hopefully get this thing wound up in a reasonable time.
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You may disagree with some changes in this bill, just as some of our members disagree with other details, ... But all Americans will see this bill as a victory for common sense, and I urge you to support it.
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And if incision of the temple is made on the left, spasm seizes the parts on the right, while if the incision is on the right, spasm seizes the parts on the left.
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Errors are not in the art but in the artificers.
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I would love to play Simon Cowell in a movie - heck, I would love it. It would be my dream role.
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A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.
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Dreams are only dreams until you wake up and make them real.
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When I testified in front of Congress, I know that I was testifying under oath and I told the truth.