Evan Esar Quotes
The first requisite for a good cup of coffee in the morning is to get your wife out of bed.

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We're spirited and spiritual... and fun follows us around.
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I don't really think about the runs too much. I mean, if we get, like, a five-run lead, then I'll start to pitch according to that.
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I faced quite a few challenging times, and in front of those, I was more positive than some people not facing those conditions. I'm actually of the belief now that it is that struggle that offers you that open-hearted hope.
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Yidaki didgeridoo has been used in every part of Australian regional culture, all around the country. It's become a message stick for the survival of those people, for aboriginal people and aboriginal culture.
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America always pivots between collective responsibility and the idea that the individual can pull himself up by his bootstraps.
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Books are like imprisoned souls till someone takes them down from a shelf and frees them.
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Age, like distance lends a double charm.
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Essentially, if you decide to sell a widget using BitPay, and you sell the widget for $100, in Bitcoin you get $100. And so it doesn't matter what the price does the next minute or the next hour.
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I have learned that delivering the best possible palliative care to children is vital, providing children and their families with a place of support, care and enhancement at a time of great need is simply life-changing.
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We have been fighting for solutions that will spur economic growth and create jobs for all Americans because we have been listening to what small business owners and employees have been telling us all along.
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Chemotherapy isn't easy. I felt very fortunate I wouldn't have to go through that.
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I was just about 6 weeks old when we moved to Detroit.
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It's very important to know when you're in a pissing match. And it's very important to get out of it as quickly as possible.
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I want to shape the TV screen canvas
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He put his hand over mine, the one with the dead cigarette crumbled in it, and gave me a wonderful smile. 'Easy, child, easy. I’m only teasing you. Don’t think I disapprove for Christ’s sake. Live it up, I say. Don’t say no to life, Gorce, you’re only young once.' We were on last name terms, Keevil and I.
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Men and women must be educated, in a great degree, by the opinions and manners of the society they live in.
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Is privacy about government security agents decrypting your e-mail and then kicking down the front door with their jackboots? Or is it about telemarketers interrupting your supper with cold calls? It depends. Mainly, of course, it depends on whether you live in a totalitarian or a free society.
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Perfectly ordered disorder designed with a helter-skelter magnificence.
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Women are clear-headed, they are more creative and for this reason, sometimes, also more fragile.
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The disappointing second novel is measured against the brilliant first novel - often no novel lives up to the first. Literary improvement seems like an unfair expectation.
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I think that, you know, this is a different year than most years. We've got to tell the American people that we have to live with less. We have a $13.5 trillion debt. And the only way to do that is an honest campaign with honest people.
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Wit doesn't make girls pretty.
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My wife watches me like a hawk.
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The first requisite for a good cup of coffee in the morning is to get your wife out of bed.