J. P. Donleavy Quotes
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For most of my career, I've played roles that were written for other actresses.
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Ale, man, ale's the stuff to drink for fellows whom it hurts to think.
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Puberty extends into your twenties, for sure, and some people don't get over that until much later in life. I feel like I'm just starting to get over puberty - basically twenty years of insufferable, totally self-obsessed hell.
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I'm not sure if I want to continue to work when I have kids.
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I once rode a motorcycle across Tunisia, Algeria and Morocco!
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I have never retired - I have averaged 40 working weeks a year since 1933.
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Even if I only had 10 readers, I'd rather do the book for them than for a million readers online.
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Coal mining is an industry rife with mismanagement, corruption, greed and an almost blatant disregard for the safety, health and quality of life of its work force. Everyone knows this. Everyone has always known it.
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It's great to work in film and TV, and I love it, but there's nothing that can replace that instantaneous storytelling you get in theater.
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When you feel totally alone in your thoughts and feelings, there's someone out there who is going through what you went through, even if it's the strangest, weirdest thing you could think of.
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Dialogue is like jazz. Dialogue is creative.
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The truth is I don't feel too bad for my age. I actually have a better shape now than I used to.
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The Ten Commandments were not a suggestion.
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I always thought that you breathe, you eat, you go to sleep, and you draw.
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After student years of flat-sharing and living with other people's taste, I went into decorating overdrive when I acquired my first apartment - its floor plan not much bigger than the vintage Hermes scarves I then wore side-knotted on my head, pirate-style.
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I have crushes on women all the time.
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Michael Brown's death and the suffocation of Eric Garner in New York for selling untaxed cigarettes indicate something is wrong with criminal justice in America.
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All my tattoos except my first were not planned. I would just go into the shop late at night with friends and ask for something on the spot. My first is my parents' wedding date. I thought it would soften the blow of getting a tattoo.
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I can't inhabit my characters until I know what kind of work they do. This requires research because my jobs for the last decade have been author and professor, and I'd like to spare the world more author or professor novels.
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Don't write for money. Write because you love to do something. If you write for money, you won't write anything worth reading.
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I had to jump on the tractor and do my chores. I would have just killed to be in town, to be able to Rollerblade hand-in-hand with somebody I had a crush on. I just wanted to get off the farm, to find my outlet.
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I think people are obsessed with their pets because pets don't speak. It's that simple. After you hang up the phone, you never hear a dog say, 'You're a liar, and you are making the same self-sabotaging mistakes that have kept you single for far too long.'
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I would love to have the opportunity to do a play.
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All I wantIs one breakWhich is notMy neck.
