Sandra Bernhard Quotes
Not everybody is cookie-cutter. You just can't be. There are too many variables in life.
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I worked as a head cook at courthouses and high schools. I left it behind when I started getting into my music real heavy.
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The difference between a bland tomato and great one is immense, much like the difference between a standard, sliced white bread and a crusty, aromatic sourdough.
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It's hard to do a reality show when there's so much crying and drama.
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My name can raise money on a small-budget film.
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Sustaining an audience with a web series is an impossible task.
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Law enforcement has seen an unprecedented use of social media by ISIL. They're just kind of flooding the airwaves.
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For my body, I like high-waisted jeans because they make your leg look longer and hides this extra thing on my stomach. You can eat extra food with it because it hides, and I like to tuck in my t-shirts.
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I become quite obsessive when I get into something.
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I like the company of men. I've never been welcome in those groups, but then I would no more go to a consciousness-raising group and talk about my intimate life with my husband than fly to the moon. I never understood all that.
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Sometimes, if I allow time to be creative, it doesn't show up.
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One had been dismissed - and subsequently executed - for a foiled assassination attempt on a higher ranking student, a second had been killed in the practice arena, and the third died in his bunk of natural causes - for a dagger in the heart quite naturally ends one's life.
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All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story or tell a story about them.
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In the early 1990s Muslims were engaged in more intergroup violence than were non-Muslims, and two-thirds to three-quarters of intercivilizational wars were between Muslims and non-Muslims. Islam's borders are bloody and so are its innards.
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Music is the great cheer-up in the language of all countries.
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Cancer does give you a new rejuvenation. I know what it's like to be down. I lost a couple of good friends - Larry Hagman and Nick Ashford - who had the same type of cancer that I did, and that makes you think.
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That's how we invaded Iraq, through the fear of an 'evil empire,' and it just makes people feel like bulls with the toreadors - you see red, and you charge.
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I've slept through a mild earthquake in Italy. And also a very tight hockey game where people were screaming their heads off.
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I wanted to make a movie that was kind of a tribute to the way I feel when I watch a John Hughes movie.
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I got no thrill from solving an integral equation, but I did get a thrill from building an exotic piece of equipment that worked.
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I don't think there's anybody I write about who I don't care for deeply in some way, no matter what their behavior is.
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The way of paradoxes is the way of truth. To test Reality we must see it on the tight-rope.
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I've been pretty focused my entire life, and now that I have a family, I'm just going to keep that focus, but it's going to be a family focus.
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This barren verbiage, current among men, Light coin, the tinsel clink of compliment.
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Not everybody is cookie-cutter. You just can't be. There are too many variables in life.
