Sandra Bernhard Quotes
When people pay to see you live, they connect with you on a much deeper level than people who just buy your records.
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All I suggest is to make K-12 like higher education. Higher education in the United States is the best in the world because these institutions compete with each other for your tuition dollar. Let's just bring competition to public education.
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My dad's a doctor, and when I was 8, I went to one of his medical conferences where they were demonstrating laser surgery on a chicken. I was so mad that a chicken had to die, I never ate meat again.
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When I wrote 'Green, Green,' it was like a really a statement of where I was at philosophically in my life.
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Consequences of linear thinking in Afghanistan and Iraq included overestimating indigenous forces' capabilities, underestimating the enemy, and the associated expectation that the coalition could soon reduce force levels and shift to an exclusively advisory effort.
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We have to think about the future and what it is we want to accomplish from this party.
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I call Alibaba '1,001 mistakes.' We expanded too fast, and then in the dot-com bubble, we had to have layoffs. By 2002, we had only enough cash to survive for 18 months. We had a lot of free members using our site, and we didn't know how we'd make money. So we developed a product for China exporters to meet U.S. buyers online. This model saved us.
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A man cannot become an atheist merely by wishing it.
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It's an honor to live in and serve the great City of Los Angeles. I'm also immensely grateful for the support I've received from Ireland.
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My family didn't have any money growing up. I'm just a girl from the ghetto; from Indio, California.
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A Commander-in-Chief needs to do two things. One - tell us who the enemy is. And two - say we are fighting to win.
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All our wives are experimental psychologists.
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Online hierarchies are inherently dynamic. The moment someone stops adding value to the community, his influence starts to wane.
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Only when I came to America did I think of myself as British.
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One must do the same subject over again ten times, a hundred times. In art nothing must resemble an accident, not even movement.
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When people are in love, I don't see anything wrong with it in the world. If they choose to live their lives and get married, why should we interfere? A lot of people don't agree with me, but that's how I feel.
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You can't take good health for granted.
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Loosen up, and everybody around you will loosen up.
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Jimmy Carter was - he still - he remains to this day America's most ex of ex-presidents. You just can't believe that we elected this doofus. He was a bright enough guy and sort of well-meaning. But he was about as prepared to be president of the United States as your goofy old uncle, you know, the one that memorises baseball statistics.
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Walter Mondale once said God has no place in American politics and it turned out that God felt the same way about Walter Mondale.
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People can't even imagine that it's possible to succeed anymore.
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Get the knack of getting people to help you and also pitch in yourself.
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I don't know if a government bailout will rescue America's auto industry, but I do know that if there is a bailout, it better come with a big, bright stop sign and lots of strings attached.
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Irish people are pragmatic. They understand that nobody is going to fix our problems but ourselves.
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When people pay to see you live, they connect with you on a much deeper level than people who just buy your records.
