Sandra Bernhard Quotes
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Clinton has more important things to worry about. He not only risks being destroyed historically, like Afghanistan's Buddha statues; he also could end up going to jail.
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My father was an amateur filmmaker who shot 8mm color documentaries.
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I don't know how to read. I get all my news from Jon Stewart every day.
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The Iraqis are not threatened by the Turks or by the Iranians or by the Saudis and they tell me that these are not weapons of mass destruction, they are weapons of self-destruction.
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One must change one's tactics every ten years if one wishes to maintain one's superiority.
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If Dana White can offer a contract that's not one-sided, and it's not cumbersome to the point where we look at it and realize that we can't fight for him, then we'll fight in the UFC.
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When people laugh at Mickey Mouse, it's because he's so human; and that is the secret of his popularity.
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'Moby-Dick' has a remarkable way of resonating with whatever is going on in the world at that particular moment.
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PG-13 horror, I just don't watch that.
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Life isn't easy, and leadership is harder still.
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I don't think I have the assets to play the more traditional Bond Girl.
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A man is original when he speaks the truth that has always been known to all good men.
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I think what's happening for me, it's fun to see other things besides Facebook and Twitter take hold. The maturity of Tumblr as a real player is exciting. I think Pinterest has proved to be a major player. It's fun to see Instagram become a major player. It's fun to watch things like SnapChat, and Vine, try to vie to be the next thing.
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I'm not afraid to write my feelings in songs.
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It's just, for me, the natural standard: a woman should be able to decide over her own body.
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You go public because you want access to capital in the form of debt and equity.
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Social media is simply a tool that facilitates actions.
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I kind of dress like a boy from the nineties. I like wearing baseball hats. I just like to be really comfortable.
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All things considered, if you're going to miss one film this year, make it Vanilla Sky.
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Comedians are therapists. People honestly think we're doing it for ourselves. No. If we wanted to do stand-up for ourselves, we would perform in front of a mirror and never go to a club. We are giving this away. Some people are going through so much in their lives, they want to hear something else that's going on in the world and laugh.
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I know that everyone who listens to radio creates you in a visual image that they need you to have. Whatever that is, I thought, let them have it. Let me be who the listener needs me to be and let me not contradict that with the reality of my photograph and risk disappointing them.
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Look at Judi Dench, who's brilliant in whatever bloody job she does.
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You don't need to be famous to live a life as an artist.
