Sarah Silverman Quotes
You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage.
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Seemed like everything I tried to do in broadcasting and as a player before that turned out successfully. I was succeeding. I got to the top of the heap in every facet of broadcasting.
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Music is my heart, but I see television and more movies in the next stage of my life.
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I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.
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All of the charities we're involved with have touched me in one way or another on a personal level. There are about eight or nine charities that I support.
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Jersey gets a bad rap. Most people make an assessment of this state on the ride from Newark Airport into Manhattan.
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Getting some distance allowed me to develop a hunger for India and to come back and explore it in a way I wouldn't have had I been living here. And that probably made me more political as well.
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You see and work with many of the same people over and over again; they are all specialists in what they do. I could never do their jobs, and they say they wouldn't know how to start to do a warm-up.
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I think the only time that I worry about looking good is on the red carpet.
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A person who knows but a little will put on an air of knowledge. This is a matter of inexperience. When someone knows something well, it will not be seen in his manner.
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There are moments when we are incapable of exchanging a single word with anybody…it’s beyond us…
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One of the first courses I ever taught at Dartmouth was on the Bible as literature.
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I was a big, big fan of Jimmy Burton. Anything with him on, I used to perk up and listen to it over and over and over again.
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No burden is so heavy for a man to bear as a succession of happy days.
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To keep oneself safe does not mean to bury oneself.
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I have a natural tendency to resist conformity.
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I think the wonderful thing about doing theater is that it's more of an actor's medium. I think that film is more of a director's medium. You can't edit something out on stage. It's there.
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People will always try to change you. They will always want you to be who they want you to be. That's fine because I'll always be exactly who I want to be.
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I'm not that well-versed in literary theory - I don't know what it is.
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Oh I don't need an education Just a microphone's intoxication And I can't deal with concentration Give me tongues and stimulation
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Never allow yourself to get caught without a loose million handy.
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Thinking good thoughts is not enough, doing good deeds is not enough, seeing others follow your good examples is enough.
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When I first started, I worked with three chords in every bar, but I found that tied me down - I'm not a chord-change writer, I'm a songwriter.
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You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage.
