Scott Aukerman Quotes
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I know what to do and I go and execute.
Usain Bolt
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We're a nation of celebrity and hero worshipers, so much so that we make heroes out of those who aren't, such as John Wayne: a patriotic, red-blooded, two-fisted American who spent the Second World War in the trenches on the movie lots of Hollywood.
Vincent Bugliosi
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You mustn't upstage the bride.
Ian Mckellen
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For every reason it's not possible, there are hundreds of people who have faced the same circumstances and succeeded.
Jack Canfield
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I just have always felt that I think we know that it's an ensemble show, and it's very hard to pick a show to submit when you're nominated, because usually everyone has a very strong part in every episode.
Patricia Heaton
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He's going to be around a long, long time, if his body holds up. That's always a concern with a lot of players because of how much they play. A lot of guys can't handle it. But it looks like he can.
Jack Nicklaus
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Cultists do not want to admit they have been manipulated by charisma. Nigerian money scheme victims do not want to accept that they had been swindled. To accept those realities is to accept their own faults. Denial of our own weaknesses is something we all suffer from time to time.
Pamela Meyer
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I'm fulfilling my dreams that I had as a kid every single day.
Aaron Rodgers
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Art is that which comes to a man, and stands between himself and an implacable witness: the work.
Eduardo Chillida
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I love playing sports. I'm overly eager and aggressive and not very skilled, so it leads to many small injuries.
Rachel Platten
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I really trust Susan Stroman. I really think she knows what she's doing. I really trust Andrew Lippa and John August. I think they have proven themselves over and over again and know what to do, and they have the big picture in mind.
Kate Baldwin
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EmTech Asia brings together some of the brightest minds in technology and computer security.
Walter O'Brien
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The Masters is a sell-out annually, and even the scalpers mind their manners.
Dan Jenkins
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You can't beat a Diane Von Fostenburg wrap dress; I always tend to go for the wrap dresses with a little more structure. I also love Prada shoes.
Wendi McLendon-Covey
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I don't mind playing spoiler.
Daniel Cormier
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The reason I dislike talking about the creative process is that I do have a creative process that is a winner and it's a sure thing.
Garth Hudson
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What really matters is what you do with what you have.
H. G. Wells
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We can climb mountains with self-love.
Samira Wiley
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I really don't care at all what people call me as long as they're listening to the music and talking about it. They can call me a space-jazz flautist. I don't care at all.
Andrew Mayer Cohen
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It is as though he listened and such listening as his enfolds us in silence in which at last we begin to hear what we are meant to be.
Lao Tzu
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I'm listening to Aphex Twin. That makes me cultured and interesting.
Thomas Edward Yorke Atoms for Peace
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I remember one of the first albums I got was an album called 'Thin Lizzy: Live and Dangerous.'
Andrew Hozier-Byrne
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Thank you for listening to Comedy Bang Bang! My name is Scott Aukerman and I will see you next week.
Scott Aukerman