Scott Aukerman Quotes
Thank you for listening to Comedy Bang Bang! My name is Scott Aukerman and I will see you next week.
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We're a nation of celebrity and hero worshipers, so much so that we make heroes out of those who aren't, such as John Wayne: a patriotic, red-blooded, two-fisted American who spent the Second World War in the trenches on the movie lots of Hollywood.
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For every reason it's not possible, there are hundreds of people who have faced the same circumstances and succeeded.
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He's going to be around a long, long time, if his body holds up. That's always a concern with a lot of players because of how much they play. A lot of guys can't handle it. But it looks like he can.
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I'm fulfilling my dreams that I had as a kid every single day.
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Art is that which comes to a man, and stands between himself and an implacable witness: the work.
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I love playing sports. I'm overly eager and aggressive and not very skilled, so it leads to many small injuries.
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I really trust Susan Stroman. I really think she knows what she's doing. I really trust Andrew Lippa and John August. I think they have proven themselves over and over again and know what to do, and they have the big picture in mind.
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EmTech Asia brings together some of the brightest minds in technology and computer security.
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The Masters is a sell-out annually, and even the scalpers mind their manners.
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You can't beat a Diane Von Fostenburg wrap dress; I always tend to go for the wrap dresses with a little more structure. I also love Prada shoes.
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I don't mind playing spoiler.
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The reason I dislike talking about the creative process is that I do have a creative process that is a winner and it's a sure thing.
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What really matters is what you do with what you have.
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We can climb mountains with self-love.
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E-mail, when it became mobile - what happened? Utilization of email went through the roof. Just pure Internet access and data - what happens when you mobilize it? Multiples. People are dependent upon broadband and as you mobilize it, they become even more dependent on broadband.
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I watched the first moon landing at a bar in Paducah, Kentucky, a fact worth mentioning only because I still remember how suddenly silence descended on this raucous place when Neil Armstrong started coming down that ladder.
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You've got certain guys that just want to be famous and then you've got the real musicians that just love playing music.
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My stepdad is a Patriots fan, so I've become a Pats fan, too.
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Every leaf of the tree becomes a page of the book, once the heart is opened and it has learnt to read.
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The industry is s**t, it's the medium that's great.
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The thing that doesn't fit is the thing that is most interesting.
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Sometimes my quotes may be too colorful.
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We spend so much time listening to the things people are saying that we rarely pay attention to the things they don't.
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Thank you for listening to Comedy Bang Bang! My name is Scott Aukerman and I will see you next week.
