Nicholas Offerman (Nick Offerman) Quotes
I've been working steadily as an actor since around 1998. I wasn't well known in the public, but I was a dependable working journeyman.

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I could sum up the future in one word, and that word is 'boring.' The future is going to be boring.
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I admire people like Kristen Wiig, who is hilarious but also does a lot of really cool films. I would love to have a career like hers.
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Sometimes people will come up in the street and say: 'My daughter loves you, will you sign an autograph for her?' And some people send me stuff. I don't mind it at all: as a sportswoman, you owe them because they support you.
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I don't know if I have a favorite color.
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DMs are a lot like email - and should have the same privacy protections as a mailed letter.
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I feel like people who know me, my fans, I want them to know I'm just a regular 21-year-old kid who likes movies, who likes to have fun. It lets people see the other side of you and not just the basketball thing.
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To me, creatively challenging myself is my version of owning the Nets.
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With the coaches, you don't want to hear everybody saying, 'Move over! Back up! Do this!' Let's find out what the players know.
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It's on my bucket list, to get in a real fight.
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It is not good enough for things to be planned - they still have to be done; for the intention to become a reality, energy has to be launched into operation.
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The man who has experienced shipwreck shudders even at a calm sea.
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If you're driving, and a cop is behind you, you automatically think they're going to pull you over, but cops have so much more going on than to think about pulling you over. The last thing a real cop wants to do is write a ticket. That's the truth.
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I think that if you're improvising on TV, it's a great way to help the dialogue between actors and writers.
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Cricket was my reason for living.
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When peoples care for you and cry for you, they can straighten out your soul.
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Problem-solving, inventing, hacking and coding is more of an adrenaline rush of endorphins rather than a feeling.
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The American free market system is the greatest engine for prosperity and opportunity that the world has ever seen. Freedom works.
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The problem is that a lot of the blues stations are late on Saturday night, and like a lot of people, I ain't no vampire!
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I would provide more opportunities for the kids of urban communities to go to school and learn trades - to get more jobs to take care of their families.
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I took a bottle of pills. I'd been in Europe and I had a lot of absinthe and I was just drinking and drinking, trying to, you know, just shut my body down.
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No matter when you were born or where, puberty is the same. It's the same for your parents as it is for you - what's happening in your body dictates everything.
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I would be a terrible person to be in a relationship with because I'm either sleeping or at the theater.
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The public doesn't want new music; the main thing it demands of a composer is that he be dead.
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I've been working steadily as an actor since around 1998. I wasn't well known in the public, but I was a dependable working journeyman.