Nick Swardson (Nicholas Roger Swardson) Quotes
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After six years without seeing one, I love just seeing a smile - every smile I see gives me hope.
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The thing, when you're down two sets to love, is to stay calm, even though it's hard, because people are freaking out, people are worried for you.
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Let the path be open to talent.
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When we look around the world today, when we see in Afghanistan that 10 million people have registered to vote in their upcoming elections, including 40 percent of those people are women, that's just unbelievable.
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People always say that you can't please everybody. I think that's a cop-out. Why not attempt it? 'Cause think of all the people you will please if you try.
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The characteristic of scientific progress is our knowing that we did not know.
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I conduct business, not dependent of public sentiment, but according to the rules of fair business.
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You just have to be yourself and make music you feel from your gut, and hopefully, your audience will respond.
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There's also the tradition of voodoo, the Haitian magic arts, in New Orleans. And because New Orleans is below sea level, when they bury people in New Orleans, it's mostly above ground. So you have this idea that the spirits are more accessible and can access you more easily because they're not even buried.
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Part of show business is magic. You don't know how it happens.
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This is unexposed film of Greenwich Village because nothing ever happens there.
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Marriage is distinctly and repeatedly excluded from heaven. Is this because it is thought likely to mar the general felicity?
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I say things other people wish they could say. I don't pick on people - I empower them.
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I think you've got to play the hand that you're dealt and stop wishing for another hand.
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Being a fan of the business for years and wanting to be an actor for years, I knew, if ever the opportunity came for me, I would already know what to expect. I know what comes along with it. The best thing I can do is take it all in and go with the flow.
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I say the whole earth and all the stars in the sky are for religion’s sake.
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Two key rules of Third World travel: 1. Never run out of whiskey. 2. Never run out of whiskey.
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The first deaths will barely swell the daily count, and no one in the statistics bureau will notice that extra zero. But after a while everyone will begin to look at each other and ask: what's happening? Because for months doors and windows are going to rattle, furniture and trees will creak.
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Necessity first mothered invention. Now invention has little ones of her own, and they look just like grandma.
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Indians were here first - it's about time. We're way behind the African Americans and Hispanic Americans in getting politically involved, but we're beginning to take a page out of their notebook.
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Um... Bulgaria is an interesting country. The people are lovely. There are potholes the size of small planets.
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The fast fish, not the big fish, eats the small fish.
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I burned down my dorm room freshman year. I was that kid. When you live in small quarters with two guys, the smell in the room starts to take over a little bit. So we decided we wanted our room to smell like fresh baked cookies. So we order a cookie-dough-scented candle off eBay, and then we accidentally burn our room down with that candle.
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Babies are like the smallest, drunkest people you know.
