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Oh, to know God's private address.
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All is in the hands of man. Therefore wash them often.
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Most of the sighs we hear have been edited.
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A sweet thing, perspective - a chance to see your enemies so small.
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The constitution of a country should not violate the constitutions of its citizens.
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Do I believe? God only knows.
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The first requisite for immortality is death.
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
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Artistic honesty sometimes prevents an artist from being born.
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It isn't easy to live after death. It takes a lifetime.
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Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's; and unto God the things that are God's; and unto human beings, what?
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Advice to writers: Sometimes you just have to stop writing. Even before you begin.
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You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heatwaves.
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Morality is either a social contract or you have to pay cash.
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Pity that the only way to paradise is in a hearse.
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When reasons are weak, attitudes stiffen.
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He who wants to get to the source must swim against the current.
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Here lies William Trollope, Who made these stones roll up; When death took his soul up, His body filled this hole up
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Puritans should wear fig leaves on their eyes.
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Every now and then you meet a man whose ignorance is encyclopedic.