Stephan Pastis Quotes
When you can't draw chameleons and you can't draw blenders, it's a bad idea to write strips where chameleons become blenders.
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Oh how I wish I could be as obsessive as Carrie from 'Homeland' when I'm writing a book! That would save me a lot of trouble during the revision process.
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Some comics don't like it when people talk during the set, and it does get a little bit annoying after awhile, but I basically let people dictate what jokes I'm going to do.
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I usually agree with Rush Limbaugh; therefore I usually don't listen to him.
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Some would rather pull a handcart across the prairie than bring up the subject of faith and religion to their friends and co-workers. They worry about how they might be perceived or how it might harm their relationship. It doesn't need to be that way because we have a glad message to share, and we have a message of joy.
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Being a niche kind of artist, you're not going to make a lot of friends in the traditional music biz.
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We are helping companies large and small compete through demand-driven supply networks. This conference allows users to share the best techniques with each other, and gives our developers an opportunity to meet with users face-to-face.
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To make a bestseller, there are more customers than just your customers: Selling to the end-user is just one piece of the puzzle. In my case, I needed to first sell myself to the publisher to get marketing support and national retail distribution.
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It is a wise man who said that there is no greater inequality than the equal treatment of unequals.
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Comics don't work if the story is all in the text and the images are illustrative. It's hard to have enough faith in the artists to allow them to do their job.
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You remember the finals you lose as much as the ones you win.
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Faith is not a blind, irrational conviction. In order to believe, we must know what we believe, and the grounds on which our faith rests.
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I am truly happy with what I've got. But if I could alter something, it would be my hands. I've never been satisfied with them - I would love longer fingers.
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I used flowers because they die. My mood was darkly romantic at the time.
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God is holding you in His heart, right at this very moment. It's a fact that can make you feel so small yet so big at the same time.
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War makes murderers out of otherwise decent people. All wars, and all decent people.
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I am like a chameleon, influenced by whatever's going on. If Elvis can do it, I can do it. If the Everly Brothers can do it, me and Paul can. Same with Dylan.
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And that's how the Peacock saved the Chameleon.
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Everyone has a Chameleon in them.. as we change colors depending on our own Convenience...!!!
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... ideals, standards, aspirations,--those are chameleon words, and take color from their speakers,--often false tints. A scholarly man of my acquaintance once told me that he traveled a thousand miles into the desert to get away from the word uplift, and it was the first word he heard after he reached his destination.
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When you can't draw chameleons and you can't draw blenders, it's a bad idea to write strips where chameleons become blenders.
