Steve Martin Quotes

I got a flue shot and now my chimney works perfectly.

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• In the end, I think that people that are not willing to take the risk to fail are not true entrepreneurs.

  

  Yossi Vardi
  • People
  • True
  • Risk

• I have always been intrigued by these lives I have never experienced.

  

  Daniel Day-Lewis
  • Always
  • Never
  • Been

• Calvary not merely made possible the salvation of those for whom Christ died; it ensured that they would be brought to faith and their salvation made actual.

  

  J. I. Packer
  • Faith

• An arc of crisis stretches along the shores of the Indian Ocean, with fragile social and political structures in a region of vital importance to us threatened with fragmentation. The resulting political chaos could well be filled by elements hostile to our values and sympathetic to our adversaries.

  

  Zbigniew Brzezinski
  • Political
  • Ocean
  • Chaos

• During the Battle of Britain the question "fighter or fighter-bomber?" had been decided once and for all: The fighter can only be used as a bomb carrier with lasting effect when sufficient air superiority has been won.

  

  Adolf Galland
  • Question
  • Air
  • Battle

• If any chef ever tells you they're not inspired equally by the truck-stop barbecue as they are by the four-star Michelin restaurant they are lying.

  

  Padma Lakshmi
  • Stop
  • Star
  • Inspired

• God may reduce you on Judgment Day to tears of shame, reciting by heart the poems you would have written, had your life been good.

  

  W. H. Auden
  • Life
  • Good
  • God

• We are not commanded (or forbidden) to love our mates, our children, our friends, our country because such affections come naturally to us and are good in themselves, although we may corrupt them. We are commanded to love our neighbor because our natural attitude toward the other is one of either indifference or hostility.

  

  W. H. Auden
  • Good
  • Country
  • Children

• I'm a pretty romantic person, I love little notes.

  

  Shailene Woodley
  • Person
  • Romantic
  • Notes

• The country is in an extraordinary ferment.

  

  William Hamilton Maxwell
  • Country
  • Extraordinary

• To show compassion for an individual without showing concern for the structures of society that make him an object of compassion is to be sentimental rather than loving.

  

  William Sloane Coffin
  • Compassion
  • Individual
  • Concern

• Every worthwhile accomplishment, big or little, has its stages of drudgery and triumph: a beginning, a struggle, and a victory.

  

  Mahatma Gandhi
  • Victory
  • Accomplishment
  • Triumph

• My life is very monotonous," the fox said. "I hunt chickens; men hunt me. All the chickens are just alike, and all the men are just alike. And, in consequence, I am a little bored.

  

  Antoine de Saint-Exupery
  • My Life
  • Consequence
  • Chickens

• He moved to run a hand through her cornrows, then pulled back remembering the one time he's tried that-Connie had lectured him on the Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not touch thy black girlfriend's hair. Ever.

  

  Barry Lyga
  • Hair
  • Touch
  • Remembering

• Once you learn what the disease or physical block has to teach you and finally let go of the emotional issues stored in the cells, then, and only then, can real healing begin on all levels - emotional, spiritual and physical.

  

  Brandon Bays
  • Learn
  • Teach
  • Healing

• I want to make a name for myself.

  

  Fatima Siad
  • Want
  • Myself
  • Name

• At no time have I ever said that people should be stripped of their right to the insanity of belief in God. If they want to practice this kind of irrationality, that's their business. It won't get them anywhere; it certainly won't make them happier or more compassionate human beings; but if they want to chew that particular cud. they're welcome to it.

  

  Madalyn Murray O'Hair
  • People
  • Time
  • God

• Usually in a Smosh sketch, we get 60 shots, 12 hours to shoot - we're just going 'bam, bam, bam.'

  

  Ian Hecox
  • Hours
  • Shots
  • Sketch

• I've got to formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot, success is my only option, failure's not.

  

  Marshall Bruce Mathers III Bad Meets Evil'
  • Ends
  • Shots
  • Jail

• I got a flue shot and now my chimney works perfectly.

  

  Steve Martin
  • Shots
  • Chimneys