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A generous friendship no cold medium knows, Burns with one love, with one resentment glows; One should our interests and our passions be, My friend must hate the man that injures me.
Homer
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Of all creatures that breathe and move upon the earth, nothing is bred that is weaker than man.
Homer
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The whims of youth break all the rules.
Homer
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Each man delights in the work that suits him best.
Homer
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Once harm has been done, even a fool understands it.
Homer
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I want answers now or I want them eventually!
Homer
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She sent him a warm and gentle wind, and Lord Odysseus was happy as he set his sails to catch the breeze. He sat beside the steering oar and used his skill to steer the raft.
Homer
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Dreams surely are difficult, confusing, and not everything in them is brought to pass for mankind. For fleeting dreams have two gates: one is fashioned of horn and one of ivory. Those which pass through the one of sawn ivory are deceptive, bringing tidings which come to nought, but those which issue from the one of polished horn bring true results when a mortal sees them.
Homer
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I'll teach you to laugh at something that's funny!
Homer
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My wife's not some doobie to be passed around! I took a vow on our wedding day to bogart her for life.
Homer
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Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
Homer
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I didn't lie! I just created fiction with my mouth!
Homer
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The information superhighway showed the average person what some nerd thinks about Star Trek.
Homer
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I've finally tapped into that spirit of self-destruction that makes rock-n-roll the king of music!
Homer
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The Simpsons are going to Delaware!
Homer
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The fates have given mankind a patient soul.
Homer
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True friends appear less moved than counterfeit.
Homer
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A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds...it makes ice.
Homer
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I'm a people person...who drinks.
Homer
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'Yea and I beheld Sisyphus in strong torment, grasping a monstrous stone with both his hands. He was pressing thereat with hands and feet, and trying to roll the stone upward toward the brow of the hill. But oft as he was about to hurl it over the top, the weight would drive him back, so once again to the plain rolled the stone, the shameless thing. And he once more kept heaving and straining, and the sweat the while was pouring down his limbs, and the dust rose upwards from his head.
Homer
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Without question it may be said of Vancouver that her position, geographically, is Imperial to a degree, that her possibilities are enormous, and that with but a feeble stretch of the imagination those possibilities might wisely be deemed certainties.
Homer
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What mighty woes To thy imperial race from woman rose.
Homer
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Evil deeds do not prosper; the slow man catches up with the swift.
Homer
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And Heaven, that every virtue bears in mind, E'en to the ashes of the just is kind.
Homer
