P. J. Plauger Quotes
The stored-program digital computer has three major attributes: it is fast, it is accurate, and it is stupid. The first two attributes are often used to disguise the third.
Quotes to Explore
-
I hope I don't just sit around moping for two years.
-
When you are intelligent and beautiful you face a lot of problems. If you are beautiful and stupid then it's easy.
-
My specialty is two things: music or really strange stories.
-
I have two doctors, my left leg and my right.
-
There's more to life than being an actor in a Hollywood movie. I'm not going to adapt my life after that existence, where a lot of people do. And they get the publicist, and they get all that stuff, and it becomes them. I think it's a stupid way to live your life. A really dumb way to live your life.
-
It is convenient to distinguish the two kinds of experience which have thus been described, the experienc-ing and the experienc-ed, by technical words.
-
You have to be an optimist, right? You have to be critical, then you have to be an optimist. Or else you're really stupid.
-
Only two countries in this hemisphere are not democratic, but many countries in both Central and South America, and in the Caribbean, are really fragile democracies.
-
I'm omnivorous in my tastes, fiction and non-fiction, always several books on the go, though I'll read a novel in a day or two.
-
There is a lot of Indian connect in 'Million Dollar Arm'. It is about two Indian boys, and we even shot quite a bit of the movie in India.
-
Pity and friendship are two passions incompatible with each other.
-
If we didn't have the Albanian entrepreneurial spirit and financial support from the diaspora, this stupid political class would have destroyed the country by now.
-
There again, that is a fundamental principle: no two situations are alike.
-
Most of our shows are about two and a half hours long.
-
I like to think of my behavior in the sixties as a 'learning experience.' Then again, I like to think of anything stupid I've done as a 'learning experience.' It makes me feel less stupid.
-
When I've been asked what should be on my gravestone, I've said: 'Here lies Gandalf. He came out.' Two big achievements.
-
Social is a better way to interact with digital world. It is better than search. Implications for... everything. Total change.
-
I've done a few face palms after things I've said because it's stupid. But if I'm not like that, I won't feel human anymore. I'll just feel like some robot saying what I'm supposed to say. I think that's when people lose it.
-
I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business.
-
I'm a ballplayer, not an actor.
-
Fame is a very unnatural human condition.
-
In the morning we received some very thin coffee. For lunch we had potato soup with a few pieces of meat in it, in the evening we had a very thin meat soup with some potatoes in it.
-
The stored-program digital computer has three major attributes: it is fast, it is accurate, and it is stupid. The first two attributes are often used to disguise the third.
