Howard Stern Quotes
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Hamas has effectively kidnapped Gaza. Instead of turning it into the Singapore of the Middle East that was promised, they have turned it into a fortress of terror.
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Yes, iD is a machine vision and sensor browser for the physical world. That's what we have been working on with Coca-Cola, Verizon, Bank of America and Disney to launch content when an image is recognised.
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Now at 47, 48 I am expected to do ten times better work that I did when I was 24.
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What humanity needs today is not merely philosophy or theology, but a message or reassurance.
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You might belong in Hufflepuff, Where they are just and loyal, Those patient Hufflepuffs are true, And unafraid of toil.
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Jesus did not bathe this planet with his blood to have you serve the world, the flesh, and the devil. He died to make you holy. You are not your own. First Corinthians 6:20 says 'For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body and in your spirit, which are God's.'
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There are quite enough unpleasant things in life without the need to manufacture more.
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I'm haunted sometimes by the thought, what if we lived from that place all the time? What if we went there without tragedy striking first? The very thought of who we would be together, and the kinds of collectives decisions we would make. The kind of world we'd create makes me want to cry sometimes.
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I pledge to work with those Democrats who want to work with me.
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One of the many interesting challenges nature presents us is its apparent disinterest in maintaining the order humans crave.
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Why ask for your daily bread when you own the bakery?
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I'd been through so much, falling short again and again, and only recently had found a place where who I was, right now, was enough.
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He is thinking quietly: I should not have got out of the habit of prayer.
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If you strive to be perfect in everything, whether it's possible or not, you will always live a more fulfilled life.
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As a comedian, I don't know if they're laughing because it's funny or if they're laughing at me because I'm not funny. And I'm thinking, 'Who cares? They're laughing.' If you go on stage, and they're laughing at you full-on for 60 minutes? You know, whatever puts them in the seats.
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Some guys said 'Here's bop!' Wham! They said, 'Here's something we can make money on!' Wham! 'Here's a comedian!' Wham! Here's a guy who talks funny talk!'
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I try to be careful not to put the cart before the horse. I try not to create comedy for other comedians to like. I want everybody to like it. I want audiences to like it, but I also want comedians to like it. I'm selfish. I want everybody to laugh!
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Rick Shapiro is a top comedian.
