L. M. Boyd Quotes

United States, Columnist
June 9, 1927 – January, 22, 2007.

Louis Malcolm (Mal) Boyd, popularly known as L. M. Boyd (June 9, 1927 in Spokane, Washington, USA – January 22, 2007, in Seattle) was a newspaper columnist whose nationally syndicated column was a collection of miscellaneous trivial and amusing facts

Chopsticks or no chopsticks, it was the Chinese who first used knives and forks.

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- Chinese
- Firsts
- Knives
That phrase "hocus-pocus" started out as "hocus-pocus dominocus", and was, in the beginning, a mocking imitation of the holy incantations of the Catholic Church's Latin liturgy. So say the lexicologists.

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It has long been believed that a man who gets bald across the front of his head is a thinker while a man who gets bald on the crown of his head is a lover. It follows, certainly, that a man who gets bald all over his head thinks he's a lover.

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- Men
- Thinking
- Long
There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool.

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- Animal
- Pool
- Sharks
First truck called a 'pick-up' was an International Harvester S in 1921.

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- Up
- Firsts
- Truck
Think today's interest rates are high? The Pilgrims borrowed $7000 from a London company of 70 investors in 1620, and devoted the next 23 years to repaying it at 43 percent.

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- Thinking
- High
- Today
Anyone who eats three meals a day should understand why cookbooks outsell sex books three to one.

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- Day
- Sex
- Understand
No single expression denotes love. It's so complex it requires combinations of expressions. These create an identifiable look. You see something like it sometimes in the eyes of slaughterhouse steers.

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- Single
- Eyes
- Eye

If you're more than three feet away from a housefly, it can't see you.

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- Information
- Feet
- Three
The code of Hammurabi in ancient Babylon prescribed this

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- Hands
- Punishment
- Doctors