Vir Das Quotes
A stand-up comedian will never be the life of a party. Instead, he will be the guy who is standing at a corner and observing people.

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We continue to be bullish on China.
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I think computer science, by and large, is still stuck in the Modern age.
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I don't care much about hardware. Nintendo games are some of the best games in the world, and from a more graphical standpoint, the Wii can't do what a PS3 or 360 can do.
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When you are tough on yourself, life is going to be infinitely easier on you.
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If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.
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Victorious living does not mean freedom from temptation, nor does it mean freedom from mistakes.
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I know it is the fans that are responsible for me being here. I've always tried in each and every broadcast to serve the fans to the best of my ability.
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I think I need security.
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To make the child in your own image is a capital crime, for your image is not worth repeating. The child knows this and you know it. Consequently you hate each other.
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I was very involved with school by the time I was 15 and wasn't working much as a model.
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Never eat spinach just before going on the air.
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Friendship, like the immortality of the soul, is too good to be believed.
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You promised to take care of me and not to turn your back on me. How is it possible that you never wrote to me even once and you never came back to see me? Do you think that it is fun for me to spend months, even years, without any news, without any hope!
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I was always used to being centre stage - something that had its good and bad points.
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I'm not nervous standing with anyone.
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Global issues require common responses: Only together we can create the conditions to defeat Daesh and al Qaeda, block channels for terrorist financing, tackle foreign terrorist fighters.
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I used to wear miniskirts with my GB top, and sparkly sandals, and the boys would be like: 'Oh my gosh, this girl cannot be serious.'
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Vatican II was a force that seized the mind of the Roman Catholic Church and carried it across centuries from the 13th to the 20th.
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But the scientific importance of a change in knowledge of fact consists precisely in j its having consequences for a system of theory.
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I don't think a lot of people really know what goes into something that they see.
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Human problems are complex. If something isn't complex it doesn't qualify as problematic. Very simple bad things are not worth troubling ourselves about.
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My parents were not at all backstage parents. We had none of that in the family. It was just very clear right away that I was an actor, even from 4 years old. I've never waited a table. I taught some - I'll teach classes in improv or Shakespeare, but there's some motor in me that needs to do that.
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The American Indian was an individualist in religion as in war. He had neither a national army nor an organized church.
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A stand-up comedian will never be the life of a party. Instead, he will be the guy who is standing at a corner and observing people.