Vir Das Quotes
A stand-up comedian will never be the life of a party. Instead, he will be the guy who is standing at a corner and observing people.

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We continue to be bullish on China.
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I think computer science, by and large, is still stuck in the Modern age.
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I don't care much about hardware. Nintendo games are some of the best games in the world, and from a more graphical standpoint, the Wii can't do what a PS3 or 360 can do.
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When you are tough on yourself, life is going to be infinitely easier on you.
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If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.
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Victorious living does not mean freedom from temptation, nor does it mean freedom from mistakes.
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I know it is the fans that are responsible for me being here. I've always tried in each and every broadcast to serve the fans to the best of my ability.
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I think I need security.
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To make the child in your own image is a capital crime, for your image is not worth repeating. The child knows this and you know it. Consequently you hate each other.
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I was very involved with school by the time I was 15 and wasn't working much as a model.
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Never eat spinach just before going on the air.
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Friendship, like the immortality of the soul, is too good to be believed.
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You promised to take care of me and not to turn your back on me. How is it possible that you never wrote to me even once and you never came back to see me? Do you think that it is fun for me to spend months, even years, without any news, without any hope!
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I was always used to being centre stage - something that had its good and bad points.
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I'm not nervous standing with anyone.
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Global issues require common responses: Only together we can create the conditions to defeat Daesh and al Qaeda, block channels for terrorist financing, tackle foreign terrorist fighters.
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I used to wear miniskirts with my GB top, and sparkly sandals, and the boys would be like: 'Oh my gosh, this girl cannot be serious.'
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Vatican II was a force that seized the mind of the Roman Catholic Church and carried it across centuries from the 13th to the 20th.
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In the frank expression of conflicting opinions lies the greatest promise of wisdom in governmental action.
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Traveler, there is no path, the path must be forged as you walk.
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We are born in the world because we have to learn something through whatever we're born into. Although it might be awful. That's why it's an illusion to think that we really run our lives. We don't.
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The happiest hour a sailor sees Is when he's down At an inland town, With his Nancy on his knees, yo ho! And his arm around her waist!
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People starve. The rulers consume too much with their taxes. That is why people starve.
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A stand-up comedian will never be the life of a party. Instead, he will be the guy who is standing at a corner and observing people.