W. S. Gilbert Quotes
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I love making smoothies post-workout. My favorite - depending on the day - is either a chocolate whey protein shake with banana and peanut butter, or one with vanilla and berries.
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I am in agreement with income-tax protesters that the tax, as commonly applied, is unconstitutional, unfair, and immoral.
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Sharia law does not exist in the Koran. It was created by man.
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I'm a better polemicist in prose.
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Every year, I take 10 of my best friends from high school on a trip. That's kind of my way for saying thanks to them for being so loyal, for keeping me honest, and for just being great friends throughout this craziness.
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I was raised Catholic, but the devil was never with a pitchfork.
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While our amplified knowledge of genetics - and the increasing precision of the field - does make it tempting to take on celebrity cases, retro-genetics can't always provide clear answers.
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Teachers believe they have a gift for giving; it drives them with the same irrepressible drive that drives others to create a work of art or a market or a building.
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As a writer, I wouldn't know how to not take things out of my life.
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I believe that we are going to have a much deeper appreciation of what kinds of abnormalities in cancer cells and in the surrounding cells that feed and respond to cancers are vulnerabilities that will allow us to make better predictions of which kinds of drugs will work to treat these cancers.
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When you see a comedian on stage, the best comedians make it feel like a conversation. But it's not. We have very little interest in what an audience has to say during a performance. Being a stand-up comedian, you're an egomaniac to some degree. Everyone wants to hear what you have to say, apparently. That's not how real relationships work.
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I couldn't even go to the bathroom alone. My mother or a social worker always went with me.
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I hired Tina Fey for 'SNL,' which was certainly a good match. She took off right away there.
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I'm not going to doubt my life.
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Sex and older women used to be considered an oxymoron, rarely mentioned in the same breath.
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People ask me if there are going to be stories of Harry Potter as an adult. Frankly, if I wanted to, I could keep writing stories until Harry is a senior citizen, but I don't know how many people would actually want to read about a 65 year old Harry still at Hogwarts playing bingo with Ron and Hermione.
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Two men look out the same prison bars; one sees mud and the other stars.
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Half an hour's meditation each day is essential, except when you are busy. Then a full hour is needed.
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I've been a Democrat my whole life. That's what makes Maude and Dorothy so believable, we have the same viewpoints on how our country should be handled.
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Who then to frail mortality shall trust But limns the water, or but writes in dust.
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No man's nature is able to know what is best for the social state of man; or, knowing, always able to do what is best.
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I would love to love Saul Bellow, but by page fifty of 'Herzog', something within me has wandered into another room.
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I don't like to discuss my investments.
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Things are seldom what they seem.
