Michael Ian Black Quotes
Your harshest critic is always going to be yourself. Don't ignore that critic, but don't give it more attention than it deserves.

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I'm an optimist about other people. I'm not an optimist about myself.
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When friends ask for a second cup they are open to conversation.
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Our quarterbacks were getting hurt; a couple got kicked out of school. The coach asked who wanted to try out for QB. I went and tried out, and from there on, I was a quarterback. I was ineligible in 10th grade until spring, so I did baseball. I started in left field and pitched.
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The purpose of life is to be defeated by greater and greater things.
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I believe in doing what I am best at.
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Bring it on. Dissent is central to any democracy.
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I take mentoring very seriously and I am on the board of an organization called Girls Write Now, where we match teen girls and writing mentors because it changes their lives.
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The nurses were all angels in my eyes.
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It was kind of scary because working with Woody Allen becomes sort of a big deal in your mind. He directs in that Woody Allen character some of the time - he has these idiosyncrasies that are really charming and funny.
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I found out about reviews early on. They're mostly written by sad men on bad afternoons. That's probably why I'm less angry than some writers, who are so narcissistic they consider every line of every review, even a thoughtful one, as major treason.
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'Cause when I had my child, people tried to make me feel like life was over for me, and I started to believe that.
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I don’t like anything that’s got to be. I want to know why.
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Goya, Miró, Matisse, Bosch and Klee.
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I spent an entire evening seated between Fred Astaire and Gene Kelly, being charmed from either side. It was pure Hollywood magic.
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God is gone up on high with a triumphant noise.
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I don't feel as if I have to force anything. I just have to play my game.
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There are a lot of people of my generation in New Zealand literature, young writers on their first or second books, that I'm just really excited about. There seems to be a big gap between the generation above and us; it seems to be quite radically different in terms of form and approach.
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All of my friends who have younger siblings who are going to college or high school - my number one piece of advice is: You should learn how to program.
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I took office as president in January 2003, and in April 2003, I sent to Congress my first proposal for tax reform. Some parts were voted on, with respect to federal taxes, and then it came to a standstill. Why? Because each state is interested in its own tax reform, has its own tax policy, and each state has its federal deputies and senators.
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My desire to experiment comes from my attention-deficit approach to cosmetics. I just get really bored, really easily.
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Attention, it just comes and goes. Since we don't have a major label, it's like, what are we gonna do next? You have to make your own decisions.
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I think my acceleration is very good. That's the key for me.
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Reality is the only place you can deal from. If you're still worrying about the way things should be, you haven't even approached the starting line.
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Your harshest critic is always going to be yourself. Don't ignore that critic, but don't give it more attention than it deserves.