Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

Jack Roy

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• Let me go to hell, that's all I ask, and go on cursing them there, and them look down and hear me, that might take some of the shine off their bliss.

  

  Samuel Beckett
  • Me
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• For people who think of chicken as the meat choice of those-who-don't-really-like-meat, brining a bird will be a revelation.

  

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• Science is a beautiful gift to humanity; we should not distort it.

  

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• Only a mediocre person is always at his best.

  

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• Real obsession needs an unconscious motivation behind it.

  

  Damon Galgut
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• I meet everybody. If somebody invites me to their house and they got a drum set close, I'm going to play, man. Let's jam. I don't care. Get in where you fit in and enjoy the experience.

  

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• In Singapore, there is this life and locals and restaurants and then big casinos and an array of chefs, and even Miami is almost close to Vegas when it comes to an amazing presentation of chefs. But they don't have these massive hotels that have become their own culinary villages.

  

  Daniel Boulud
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• How is AIDS research to progress when the premise of science is questioning but the premise of questioning HIV is considered so dangerous that even venturing into the facts is too great a risk?

  

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  • Great
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• I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off.

  

  Jack Paar
  • God
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• You try to live the experience but keep your feet on the ground, not let it go to your head, because that's when you start making mistakes.

  

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• The truth is I love musical theater and always have.

  

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• What is right, what is wrong, how can anyone say? I view very, very, few things as Right with a capital R.

  

  Dan Farmer
  • Say
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  • View

• I've known Mark Hughes for half a lifetime. We joined Barcelona in the same summer of 1986, played together under Terry Venables and Luis Aragones, and have kept in touch ever since.

  

  Gary Lineker
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• I wish my real life could be as simple and scripted as it is on television.

  

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• I have found, writing a blog, that being non-opaque is necessary. You pretty much have to say what you know in much more firm terms or risk that the legions who always know more than you do will tell the story better.

  

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• Apparently, I get facials and manicures all the time. I read this and think, 'Oh, I wish I did that!' I don't think I've had a facial since I was 19.

  

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• Here's the thing: 'The Hurt Locker' was an amazing, important film. But did I enjoy it? Of course not. It was very tough to watch and, while gripping, not exactly what you'd call a happy place.

  

  Rachel Sklar
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• The only time I judge an actor on set is if they're not failing; if they get it right all the time, I start to question it. I feel like it's too easy.

  

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• Liberation cannot be desired because desire is the bondage. When you are desireless, you are liberated.

  

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• Love is pure and true; love knows no gender.

  

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• Patriotism is voluntary. It is a feeling of loyalty and allegiance that is the result of knowledge and belief. A patriot shows their their patriotism through their actions, by their choice.

  

  Jesse Ventura
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• a letter, by its arrival, defrauds us of a whole secret region of our existence, the only region indeed in which the true pleasure of life may be tasted, the region of imagination, creative and protean, the clouds and beautiful shapes of whose heaven are destroyed by the wind of reality.

  

  Vita Sackville-West
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• My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

  

  Jack Roy
  • Crazy
  • Opinion
  • Ugly