Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

Jack Roy

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• Let me go to hell, that's all I ask, and go on cursing them there, and them look down and hear me, that might take some of the shine off their bliss.

  

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• For people who think of chicken as the meat choice of those-who-don't-really-like-meat, brining a bird will be a revelation.

  

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• Science is a beautiful gift to humanity; we should not distort it.

  

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• Only a mediocre person is always at his best.

  

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• Real obsession needs an unconscious motivation behind it.

  

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• I meet everybody. If somebody invites me to their house and they got a drum set close, I'm going to play, man. Let's jam. I don't care. Get in where you fit in and enjoy the experience.

  

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• In Singapore, there is this life and locals and restaurants and then big casinos and an array of chefs, and even Miami is almost close to Vegas when it comes to an amazing presentation of chefs. But they don't have these massive hotels that have become their own culinary villages.

  

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• How is AIDS research to progress when the premise of science is questioning but the premise of questioning HIV is considered so dangerous that even venturing into the facts is too great a risk?

  

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• I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off.

  

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• You try to live the experience but keep your feet on the ground, not let it go to your head, because that's when you start making mistakes.

  

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• The truth is I love musical theater and always have.

  

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• What is right, what is wrong, how can anyone say? I view very, very, few things as Right with a capital R.

  

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• I wish my real life could be as simple and scripted as it is on television.

  

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• I have found, writing a blog, that being non-opaque is necessary. You pretty much have to say what you know in much more firm terms or risk that the legions who always know more than you do will tell the story better.

  

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• Apparently, I get facials and manicures all the time. I read this and think, 'Oh, I wish I did that!' I don't think I've had a facial since I was 19.

  

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• Here's the thing: 'The Hurt Locker' was an amazing, important film. But did I enjoy it? Of course not. It was very tough to watch and, while gripping, not exactly what you'd call a happy place.

  

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• During my life, I have had a few nightmares which happened to me while I was wide awake. One of them was the National Republican Convention in San Francisco, which produced the greatest disaster the Republican Party has ever known - Nominee Barry Goldwater.

  

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• The relatively unpredictable flow of funds to humanitarian organizations, and the bureaucratic strings often attached to them, can have a highly negative impact on an organization's ability to plan and execute programmes effectively. We need to be able to rely on predictable income flows to plan sustainable programmes.

  

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• I drive girls crazy because I might call them 20 times in one day and then the next day not once.

  

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• At the end of the day, people have the right to have opinions. I have the right to have an opinion. And I have the right to say what I want on my music 'cause it's my music. If you don't like it, don't click on it, don't download it.

  

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• In theater, you're allowed to take your time and sit in a role for a month before you have to share it with anybody. In film and TV, you have to just kind of show up and be ready to do that, which, to me, is very strange and crazy.

  

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• Bill Clinton valued my opinion and always made sure that my views were heard, and people knew that he wanted me to talk.

  

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• My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

  

  Jack Roy
  • Crazy
  • Opinion
  • Ugly