Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes

I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." One of them said, "So will you."

Jack Roy

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• I have learned to be patient.

  

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• I enjoy doing new tunes. It gives me a little bit to perk up, to pay a little bit more attention.

  

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• When I decided that I might want to do acting for a living - I don't know where it really came from, since there was no school play or any of that - my mom gave me her blessing. I had to get a scholarship - that was the only way I could have gone to drama school.

  

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• I want to make sure the fine-dining restaurant has a clientele who is local as much as tourists and foodies.

  

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• The conventional wisdom is that if you are gay, you cannot play the romantic straight lead in a movie.

  

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• As far as female vocalists, I love Heart, Joan Jett, Courtney Love, Laura Branigan, Linda Ronstadt, Barbra Streisand - or going back to when I was a child, Aileen Quinn, the original Annie.

  

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• I have written 20 books, and each one is like having a baby. Writing is not easy; some people want to write books but just can't put a story together. I can put together a story that interests both me and my readers.

  

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• All true happiness, pure joy, sweet bounties, and unclouded pleasure are contained within the knowledge and love of God.

  

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• We are God's creation, and we have a responsibility to keep ourselves at our best.

  

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• Of course, no one wants to ban the vote. Voting should remain available for sporting and recreational purposes. But certain types of votes clearly should be curtailed - 'assault votes,' for example, in which the only purpose of the vote is to harm others.

  

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• Americans should never believe, even incorrectly, that one's criminal activity will go unpunished simply because it was committed on behalf of a corporation.

  

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• Shame is something you'll find a lot of - particularly Catholic - girls feel about their bodies, about their sexuality, about their diet, about anything you like. Shame is the way you keep them down. That's the way to crush a girl.

  

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• I'm very involved in the writing on every level.

  

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• New online formats gutted the newspaper-ad business. Why pore over tiny print looking for a job in the want ads when you can tap a few keywords into monster.com, then click through and apply? Why pay a steep per-character rate for a classified when you can hawk a whole garage full of used stuff on EBay or Craigslist for free?

  

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• If I could drink only one wine, it would be Champagne.

  

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• If India has to achieve exponential growth, it would have to be on the back of strong growth in the manufacturing sector.

  

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• If you are not happy with the song, don't sing it. Simple as that - no-one forces you to do it.

  

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• There are two types of people in the world. People who like kids, and people who don't. People who complain about kids screaming on aeroplanes and in restaurants, and those people who love kids and enjoy their energy and enjoy hearing the noise they make and get off on their energy. I am one of those people who happens to love kids.

  

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• My kids hear me behind my door, giggling like an idiot, and they roll their eyes at the blatant indignity of it all.

  

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• One night, I wrote down all the things I was waiting to do with my little granddaughter, and it became a book, 'I Already Know I Love You.' It was one of those really lovely things in life.

  

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• My parents were born and brought up in New York City. My father was trained as an electrical engineer, and my mother was an elementary school teacher. They were the children of Jewish immigrants who had come to the United States from England and Lithuania in the late 1800s.

  

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• I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." One of them said, "So will you."

  

  Jack Roy
  • Kids
  • Said
  • Your Own