Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes
I once went out with this girl, she was no bargain either, she showed up with pigtails under her arms.

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I'm not Cinderella.
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Any people attempting to govern themselves by laws of their own making, and by officers of their own appointment, are in direct rebellion against the kingdom of God.
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I have two older brothers. I am the baby. We're all very, very close. We're great communicators, so we get along really well.
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Are we to paint what's on the face, what's inside the face, or what's behind it?
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President Obama's over in Indonesia when guys like me were at a paper route. President Obama, I don't know what experience he had at that same age when he was in Indonesia. So I think it's hard for him to grasp that America entrepreneurial spirit.
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I've personally backed off from direct political involvement.
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If you behave normally, people treat you normally. It's only when you act as if you're someone special that they feel obliged to stand on ceremony.
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I tend to think that cricket is the greatest thing that God ever created on earth - certainly greater than sex, although sex isn't too bad either.
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We continue to blame the poor for their own condition. They are lazy. We do not want to know that the poorest of the poor are toddlers under three years of age.
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Raquel Welch is someone I can also live without. We've got some love scenes together and I am dreading them!
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I came to acting in a very circuitous way.
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It's great to play someone who's so unafraid of being who she is.
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A lot of hard work goes into making a film. It's not all fun time, as people tend to think. There are always stereotypes attached to every profession, but I found out this industry breaks them all.
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It is within the last quarter century or thirty years. And a lot of that law has turned out to be very, very protective of the press and the public's right to know.
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I'll always find the things that make a role complicated!
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While I have the greatest respect for the Supreme Court's members, I cannot claim familiarity with any particular judicial philosophies the justices might possess.
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No writer of a portion of the Bible was perfect. It was the direct and miraculous operation of the Holy Spirit that what they wrote is without mistake.
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I feel a big obligation to the audience, almost in a moral sense, to say something useful. If I'm going to spend a year of my life on these things, I want something that I feel that strongly about.
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It is natural for us to seek a Standard of Taste; a rule, by which the various sentiments of men may be reconciled; at least, a decision, afforded, confirming one sentiment, and condemning another.
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Whenever I write anything that sets up controversy its meaning is distorted almost instantly. Even the editorial writers of newspapers seem to be unable to understand the plainest sentence.
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I liked being married instead of the girl who's looking for a guy.
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I'm not one of those guys who wants to die on a stage.
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Magic lies in challenging what seems impossible.
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I once went out with this girl, she was no bargain either, she showed up with pigtails under her arms.