Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes
I once went out with this girl, she was no bargain either, she showed up with pigtails under her arms.

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I'm not Cinderella.
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Any people attempting to govern themselves by laws of their own making, and by officers of their own appointment, are in direct rebellion against the kingdom of God.
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I have two older brothers. I am the baby. We're all very, very close. We're great communicators, so we get along really well.
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Are we to paint what's on the face, what's inside the face, or what's behind it?
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President Obama's over in Indonesia when guys like me were at a paper route. President Obama, I don't know what experience he had at that same age when he was in Indonesia. So I think it's hard for him to grasp that America entrepreneurial spirit.
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I've personally backed off from direct political involvement.
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If you behave normally, people treat you normally. It's only when you act as if you're someone special that they feel obliged to stand on ceremony.
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I tend to think that cricket is the greatest thing that God ever created on earth - certainly greater than sex, although sex isn't too bad either.
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We continue to blame the poor for their own condition. They are lazy. We do not want to know that the poorest of the poor are toddlers under three years of age.
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Raquel Welch is someone I can also live without. We've got some love scenes together and I am dreading them!
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I came to acting in a very circuitous way.
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It's great to play someone who's so unafraid of being who she is.
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A lot of hard work goes into making a film. It's not all fun time, as people tend to think. There are always stereotypes attached to every profession, but I found out this industry breaks them all.
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It is within the last quarter century or thirty years. And a lot of that law has turned out to be very, very protective of the press and the public's right to know.
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I'll always find the things that make a role complicated!
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While I have the greatest respect for the Supreme Court's members, I cannot claim familiarity with any particular judicial philosophies the justices might possess.
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No writer of a portion of the Bible was perfect. It was the direct and miraculous operation of the Holy Spirit that what they wrote is without mistake.
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I feel a big obligation to the audience, almost in a moral sense, to say something useful. If I'm going to spend a year of my life on these things, I want something that I feel that strongly about.
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Some people will never learn anything, for this reason, because they understand everything too soon.
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Taking B12 is the price of getting to be vegan, the way wearing a helmet is the price of getting to ride a motorcycle and giving up alcohol for nine months is the price of getting to have a baby.
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You think you're in another civilization, another time, and then you see antennas coming out of these hovels, and your mouth falls open when you see the descendants of the Incas shouting 'Columbo! Columbo!'
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You don't really know what to believe until the Government denies it.
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Babies! What a wonderful way to start people!
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I once went out with this girl, she was no bargain either, she showed up with pigtails under her arms.