Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes

My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.

Jack Roy

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• Dying
• Uncle
• Electric Chair

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• Focus on the long term, and always do what's right to grow the company and not make short-term decisions. And outlast everyone one.

  

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• Great talents are the most lovely and often the most dangerous fruits on the tree of humanity. They hang upon the most slender twigs that are easily snapped off.

  

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• If I can help a kid discover a liking, or even a passion for music in their life, then that's a wonderful thing.

  

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• Everything is real on me.

  

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• Whereas, generally speaking, zinc reacts suitably only with the first members of the alkyl iodides, with magnesium it is possible to use bromides, iodides, and in many cases, chlorides.

  

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• I had my first concert in front of 80,000 people at the International Soca Monarch Finals.

  

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• Only the prepared speaker deserves to be confident.

  

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• Every song is like a kid. How can you have that many kids and have a favorite? Which one do I like to hang most with?

  

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• A lot of things come with fame, whether it's losing friends or losing family.

  

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• I went down to Venezuela and ended up renting a helicopter and flew with my sons to the tops of the tepuis, these freestanding jungle mesas, 'lost worlds' as it were. In fact, it's almost impossible to access them without one. So we were able to land and spend some time there. We were trapped for about six hours by clouds that came in.

  

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• I've been designing since I was 8. I started sketching dresses I could wear when skating. I was always involved in all aspects of skating, not just the technique, the choreography, the music, but the visual aspects, too - what I should wear.

  

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• I don't understand why there aren't more powerful female directors. I don't have the answers, but I hope that things may start to shift and that studios will employ more women to handle strong and interesting material.

  

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• If I have to draw attention away from some hormone-induced acne on my chin, I put on a lot of mascara.

  

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• One city can look at other cities relative to their city and learn something. It's a matter of sharing the patterns of what exists in one society based on landscape or cultural values versus other cities.

  

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• Can you imagine what will happen to the global economy if Iran comes out with a nuclear weapon? The whole area will enter a nuclear race - Saudi Arabia, Turkey.

  

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• Man, he could sell. As he liked to say, he lived at the intersection of technology and liberal arts. But there was a more personal side of Steve Jobs, of course, and I was fortunate enough to see a bit of it because I spent hours in conversation with him over the 14 years he ran Apple.

  

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• Oh Cup-bearer, set my glass afire with the light of wine!

  

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• I didn't finish college, which is really weird because they awarded me the Alumni of Distinction recently.

  

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  • College
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• There is a tendency to feature more actresses on covers, but I'm a big model lover. I grew up watching these models, and they gave me the wish, the need, to work in the fashion industry. I loved watching them - their beauty, the way they worked in front of the camera and that power of transformation, especially in the Seventies.

  

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• Man, when perfected, is the best of animals, but when separated from law and justice, he is the worst of all.

  

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• What we do is provide a suggestion. We say, 'We're queer. We're going to do this; we're going to open up the space to queer thought.' People don't have to show up, but they do.

  

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• We've all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That's who we really are.

  

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• My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.

  

  Jack Roy
  • Wish
  • Dying
  • Uncle