Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes
I tell ya, my wife, we get along good cause we have our own arrangement. I mean, one night a week I go out with the boys and one night a week, she goes out with the boys.
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The grandchildren should not bear the debts of the grandparents.
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I got a gymnastics scholarship to college, fell in love with my true love of my whole life - who I'm married to now - and he was a virgin too. It was very romantic.
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Rock Hudson wasn't my type. He's a great guy and had a great sense of humor.
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I like to laugh and make people have fun.
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I choose to express myself.
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Nothing flatters a man as much as the happiness of his wife; he is always proud of himself as the source of it.
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I have a secret weapon. My wife Cynthia is very good at keeping me in shape. She's very good for me. She's the best thing that happened to me.
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Capo ha cosa fatta.
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I tell ya, my wife, we get along good cause we have our own arrangement. I mean, one night a week I go out with the boys and one night a week, she goes out with the boys.
