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		We hope that the elected officials will respond positively to a ground swell of letters, phone calls, e-mails and visits from parents. The law clearly states that the responsibility for giving a sound basic education to our children lies with New York State.
	
	  Major Owens Major Owens
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		I don't think that I ever believed that poetry would be a career. I have always thought of poems as something more private than professional... I would never introduce myself as a poet. I will always have some other thing that I am.
	
	  Dana Goodyear Dana Goodyear
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		I have, like, two and a half years of failed jokes that I know I wouldn't repeat, but I certainly have no comprehension of what definitely works. And the only gauge that I can go by is, 'This makes me laugh,' and is joyful... I like to, if possible, do things that people can enjoy and it doesn't take anybody down.
	
	  Taran Killam Taran Killam
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		Usually, English personalities are difficult; they don't take criticism easily.
	
	  Natalia Makarova Natalia Makarova
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		I thought, you know the food and the diet thing is one way to start yourself onto a healthy lifestyle, but if you don't move, if you don't start exercising you're gonna deteriorate.
	
	  Warren Cuccurullo
			
			
				Duran Duran Warren Cuccurullo
			
			
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		When I arrived to study at Oxford in October 1963, the bohemian style was black plastic or leather jackets for women and black leather or navy donkey jackets for men. I stuck to cavalry twills and a duffle coat, at least for a few months.
	
	  Tariq Ali Tariq Ali
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		My mother, as a girl, had remembered this woman from Maine, someone who was part of the extended family somehow, and I recall her talking about this great, risk-taking woman. There are the most amazing, heroic stories in everybody's lives.
	
	  Patricia MacLachlan Patricia MacLachlan
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		I don't have a definition for depression. I'm productive, and that's not a sign of depression, right? And I don't have weeks where I don't leave my bed. It seems like depressed people have those.
	
	  Tao Lin Tao Lin
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		I took religion much too seriously, however, and its overall effect was depressing. I would have really liked to discard it, but somehow I couldn't.
	
	  Jack Dee Jack Dee
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		Singing in Yiddish was a great thrill for me and came about through Joe Papp, the founder of The Public Theater.
	
	  Mandy Patinkin Mandy Patinkin
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		For faithful Catholics, communion is not just a nice ritual: It is the body and blood of Jesus Christ, and the ultimate sign of our willingness to be incorporated into the church.
	
	  Maggie Gallagher Maggie Gallagher
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		I don't want to set the world up for surprises.
	
	  Barry Diller Barry Diller