Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes
You don't know who to believe. Like Abraham Lincoln. He said all men were created equal. He never went to a nude beach.

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Working with Terry Gilliam was magic - I've been watching his films since I was little.
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It seems to me that trying to live without friends is like milking a bear to get cream for your morning coffee. It is a whole lot of trouble, and then not worth much after you get it.
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Playing the good guy is tough because you know as well as I do, in real life, you have to watch your P's and Q's and conduct yourself in a respectable manner if you expect to have friends.
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It seems to me that an unjust law is no law at all.
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I'm as radical as libertarians come.
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I'm from New York, so I'm not a big driver.
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I would be very happy doing movies. I love to work and I think I'm a little different.
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My brothers and I love playing outside and climbing trees. We really love sports, too - I think football's probably my favorite.
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When you appear on the screen, often enough you become sexy, even if you look like an elephant.
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Don't confuse being stimulating with being blunt.
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Some people collect vintage cars, I collect Birkins. The leather ones are £20,000.
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Immigrants use the library often. A lot of them don't have access to books and Internet at home. They seem so disconnected to the city.
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I do feel like there's a level of ridiculousness going on in electronic music... It's getting borderline absurd out there.
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I am in the infantry for 17 weeks and after that I don't know where I am going.
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We are a country of artisans and a country of manufacturing. I think Japanese textile technology is the best in the world.
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I had rather have a plain, russet-coated Captain, that knows what he fights for, and loves what he knows, than that which you call a Gentle-man and is nothing else.
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I think people have a hard time thinking that I could've done a sitcom.
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My style of music is the great American songbook meets the pop world of the Seventies and Eighties.
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We signed up for Showtime, which I think put us on a Homeland Security list somewhere.
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I've really learned a lot from Zac Brown over the years. He is someone that I consider to be one of my best friends, and besides my parents, he has taught me more than anyone else. Zac is, by nature, a giving and understanding person.
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I just knew how to do the one thing I did, and whether I did it well or not depended on who the director was.
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I got my love of jazz from my stepfather, who was a jazz musician.
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You don't know who to believe. Like Abraham Lincoln. He said all men were created equal. He never went to a nude beach.