Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes
You don't know who to believe. Like Abraham Lincoln. He said all men were created equal. He never went to a nude beach.

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Working with Terry Gilliam was magic - I've been watching his films since I was little.
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Playing the good guy is tough because you know as well as I do, in real life, you have to watch your P's and Q's and conduct yourself in a respectable manner if you expect to have friends.
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It seems to me that an unjust law is no law at all.
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I'm as radical as libertarians come.
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I'm from New York, so I'm not a big driver.
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I would be very happy doing movies. I love to work and I think I'm a little different.
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My brothers and I love playing outside and climbing trees. We really love sports, too - I think football's probably my favorite.
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Don't confuse being stimulating with being blunt.
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Some people collect vintage cars, I collect Birkins. The leather ones are £20,000.
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Immigrants use the library often. A lot of them don't have access to books and Internet at home. They seem so disconnected to the city.
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I do feel like there's a level of ridiculousness going on in electronic music... It's getting borderline absurd out there.
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I am in the infantry for 17 weeks and after that I don't know where I am going.
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We are a country of artisans and a country of manufacturing. I think Japanese textile technology is the best in the world.
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I had rather have a plain, russet-coated Captain, that knows what he fights for, and loves what he knows, than that which you call a Gentle-man and is nothing else.
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I think people have a hard time thinking that I could've done a sitcom.
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My style of music is the great American songbook meets the pop world of the Seventies and Eighties.
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We signed up for Showtime, which I think put us on a Homeland Security list somewhere.
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The fact of the matter is that instead of going around the world and haranguing countries for engaging with China, the West should be encouraging its own businesses to trade and invest in these regions.
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Recently, a friend sent me the online musings of a televangelist who advised his thousands of followers that the Federal Reserve achieved satanic ends by manipulating the world's money supply. Paranoia has replaced piety.
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I don't like the mentality that comes with rich Russian men. Because they have money, they think they can buy a woman - and they do.
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I was curious as to why a million Americans weren't lining the beaches in boats and with buckets to preserve the life sustaining resource that is the Gulf of Mexico. Personally, as a surfer, I was most sorry for my fellow watermen. Seeing beaches closed due to contamination just broke my heart. If that ever happened in San Diego I'm afraid I might be forced to move.
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Men propound mathematical theorems in besieged cities, conduct metaphysical arguments in condemned cells, make jokes on the scaffold, discuss a new poem while advancing to the walls of Quebec, and comb their hair at Thermopylae. This is not panache; it is our nature.
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Talk to me. I'll believe anything.
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You don't know who to believe. Like Abraham Lincoln. He said all men were created equal. He never went to a nude beach.