Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes
You don't know who to believe. Like Abraham Lincoln. He said all men were created equal. He never went to a nude beach.

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Working with Terry Gilliam was magic - I've been watching his films since I was little.
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Playing the good guy is tough because you know as well as I do, in real life, you have to watch your P's and Q's and conduct yourself in a respectable manner if you expect to have friends.
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It seems to me that an unjust law is no law at all.
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I'm as radical as libertarians come.
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I'm from New York, so I'm not a big driver.
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I would be very happy doing movies. I love to work and I think I'm a little different.
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My brothers and I love playing outside and climbing trees. We really love sports, too - I think football's probably my favorite.
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Don't confuse being stimulating with being blunt.
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Some people collect vintage cars, I collect Birkins. The leather ones are £20,000.
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Immigrants use the library often. A lot of them don't have access to books and Internet at home. They seem so disconnected to the city.
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I do feel like there's a level of ridiculousness going on in electronic music... It's getting borderline absurd out there.
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I am in the infantry for 17 weeks and after that I don't know where I am going.
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We are a country of artisans and a country of manufacturing. I think Japanese textile technology is the best in the world.
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I had rather have a plain, russet-coated Captain, that knows what he fights for, and loves what he knows, than that which you call a Gentle-man and is nothing else.
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I think people have a hard time thinking that I could've done a sitcom.
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My style of music is the great American songbook meets the pop world of the Seventies and Eighties.
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We signed up for Showtime, which I think put us on a Homeland Security list somewhere.
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The fact of the matter is that instead of going around the world and haranguing countries for engaging with China, the West should be encouraging its own businesses to trade and invest in these regions.
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If we just made one movie, 'The Hobbit,' the fact is that all the fans, the eight-, nine- and 10-year-old boys, they would watch it 1,000 times. Now, they've got three films they can watch 1,000 times.
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I think so badly of philosophy that I don't like to talk about it. … I do not want to say anything bad about my dear colleagues, but the profession of teacher of philosophy is a ridiculous one. We don't need a thousand of trained, and badly trained, philosophers - it is very silly. Actually most of them have nothing to say.
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Through the years of experience I have found that air offers less resistance than dirt.
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I'm working and it's great. Life's great. Believe me on that. So what if I had a stroke? I'm getting on with things.
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You don't know who to believe. Like Abraham Lincoln. He said all men were created equal. He never went to a nude beach.